#4isnotglamorous

[brainsinmyheadfeetinmyshoes]

“Please don’t rub your snot all over the rug.”

What I said after Lucian sniffed a reverberating sniffle, leaned toward the rug, thought better of it, then crawled to the far corner and swiped his nose (instead of right next to me, thinking I somehow wouldn’t notice).