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4 Reasons Why You Are Not Losing That Baby Weight

Are you practising the wrong methods to lose weight after having a baby? Let’s find out here - and hopefully, fix our ways for an effective weight loss!

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[imanimportantperson]

4 Reasons these moronic blogs are ruining the Internet.

Open your Facebook news feed or go to any news or entertainment website and what do you see? Probably a shared link that goes something along the lines of  “11 things that are supposed to happen on real dates”. Ugh excuse me while I go barf.

Click bait headlines such as the one mentioned are deceptively clever. It stimulates a curious mind into further examination with expectations of an enumeration of transformative conclusions only to arrive at the realization it is just engineered dog shit. A marketing blueprint that serves only to increase the exposure of… oh whatever, you just came here for the list and this Author is already tired of looking up decorative words in his thesaurus. So lets get to it.

ELEMENTARY. This so called list is not enlightening in the slightest. It is common sense information that you can find in your own head if you just spent a couple seconds inside of there instead of giving us live FB sports commentary that lacks any coherent context “Nooooo, what was that!?!?”. The Internet is for porn, being a prick, unboxing videos, and freaking out over your self diagnosis on WebMD…. or maybe that is just my Internet history?

COPYCATTING. This style of blogging has become so successful that even the News has started in on the fun. Instead of just being the news and reporting in a straightforward and informative manner CNN has to go scare the hell out of me with the 5 signs you might have Ebola. 

CONTRIVED. 3 reasons, 10 singes, 8 places… who cares? The number chosen for these intellectually hollow statements seems to be random at best and serves no purpose in connecting the dots on the list to complete a full idea. 

UNIMAGINATIVE. My FB feed is flooded with these blogs and has less and less original and highly entertaining self-loving content like “driving in car selfies” and lavish photos of food that is an unintentional insult to everyone living in poverty. While you are enjoying that Fish Taco some kid in Sudan is eating his own poop. However, instead of getting off to self-righteously mocking our gaudy lifestyles I’m distracted by the 12 things every Haberdasher knows about high aspirations.

There you have it. So before sharing another one of these dumb-ass blogs remember that you have so much more to offer social media. The options are almost limitless. I joined the world of social media to follow your story. Doesn’t matter if that story makes me laugh, envious, cry, embarrassed for you, apathetic, or whatever. As long as it is your story and not the undeveloped musing a hack blogger pissed out of his ass.