Feb 18, 2019
Me: *gives 4yo cousin a dollar store toy*
4yo cousin: You're my favorite big sister!
All 3 of her older sisters: *glare at her in varying amounts* ... Yeah. You're our favorite sister too.
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5yo sister: *finds out that our oldest cousin (the girls in the previous conversation's brother) is coming home from his mission this week* Yay! My favorite brother is coming home! I missed him so much!!!
12yo brother: *glares and almost starts crying*