#5yo sister

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"I still don't know why their Librarian and Mr Spy Man had to die, or why Olaf hasn'tbeen executed yet, but can't Spy Mama and Librarian Dad adopt them now instead of dying?!?!"

My now 5yo sister watching S3 for the second time, and still saying what everyone is thinking

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*Watching ASOUE TPP Part 1 with little siblings*

5yo sister: Frank is friendly, Ernest is evil, and Dewey is DAD!

12yo brother: I think you mean Dewey is dead.

5yo sister: NOT YET!

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Me: So you think Count Olaf needs to be executed?

5yo Sis: Yes. Preferably with fire. And before they go to the village.

Me: Ok, and who do you want to adopt the Baudelaires? 'Their Librarian and Mr Spy Man' or 'Spy Mama and Librarian Dad'?

5yo Sis: Yes. Both. All. They lost many parents already. They deserve all the Librarian and Spy parents.

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Me: *gives 4yo cousin a dollar store toy*

4yo cousin: You're my favorite big sister!

All 3 of her older sisters: *glare at her in varying amounts* ... Yeah. You're our favorite sister too.

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5yo sister: *finds out that our oldest cousin (the girls in the previous conversation's brother) is coming home from his mission this week* Yay! My favorite brother is coming home! I missed him so much!!!

12yo brother: *glares and almost starts crying*

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5yo cousin: We're playing family! I'm the dad! And I just came back from war without my foot.

4yo cousin: And I'm the kid. And I started as a baby. And she's the Mama!

5yo sis: And now you come into the kitchen and find me dead. I'm stabbed and in a puddle of blood. And now instead of being the Mama, I'm the baby sister.

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So now that France has recognized Lightsaber Dueling as an official sport, when is it being considered a sport by other countries and/or added to the Olympic line up? Cause my 5yo sister has already decided that she wants to be a professional Lighsaber Duelest and that shes increasing her Lightsaber training.

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Sunny in TPP Pt 2: Burn Hotel Down

5yo sister: She's me. *jumps down from top of fridge with pack of matches (that were in the locked cubbord above the fridge) in her hand*

Me: *Facepalms and takes the matches away from her as she stares in awe at the fire in the show*

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5yo sis: Dad! You didn't start the fire yet!

Dad: I did, but it already burned out. I'm going to get a new log now.

Me: *singing* We didn't start the fire! It was always burning, since the world's been turning! We didn't start the fire!

5yo sis: Yet. But I can fix that with a few papes!

Me: *leaves room for a few minutes only to return and find her crouched at the fireplace with newspaper and a log bigger than her, sticking the newspaper in and blowing it.*

5yo sis: Daddy went to get matches. But I don't need them. I already started the fire. *continues blowing until the newspaper ignites. Proceeds to grin like a madwoman as she positions it under the log and continues blowing to make it bigger till I reach her and pull her away.*