#5 writes

[abelrunner5]

Runner 5: *zones out during a lecture*

Runner 5: *zones back in just in time to hear the phrase "before the whole place blows"*

Runner 5: *panicked signing*

[abelrunner5]

*squeals about doctor girlfriends*

[abelrunner5]

Sam yao and Janine sit in the comms shack, mildly horrified, when Five starts singing “hooked on a feelin” as they escort the reporter away from zoms.

[abelrunner5]

I’m sure they mean like a tooth polisher or a mirror or a scraper thing but I like to imagine 5 INSISTING on dragging an x ray machine along

[abelrunner5]

In my zr everyone else is running and 5 is just casually sidestepping zombies and wondering what all the fuss is sbout

[abelrunner5]

I feel like Runner 5 is down to give everyone a hug whenever they need one. Like as long as they're not out on a run you can get a hug from 5, and they will listen to what you have to say and won't judge and then when you're done they'll pat your shoulder, hand you a sports bra, and then fade into the mist

[abelrunner5]

Literally crying with laughter. Thank you, gene, for your Ira Glass impression. It made my night.

[abelrunner5]

LOOK YOU TWO I AM LISTENING TO YOUR RADIO SHOW AND I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING BUT IT'S NOT LIKE THAT AT ALL

I BRING HOME SPORTS BRAS BECAUSE THEY ARE SUPER USEFUL AND IF YOU HAD BOOBS YOU WOULD KNOW THAT

AND ALSO BECAUSE THEY WERE THE FIRST THING I HEARD SAM MENTION PRETTY MUCH EVER, AND EVEN IF IT WAS IN THE CONTEXT OF THE OLD RUNNER FIVE, WHEN I SEE THEM I JUST THINK OKAY MAYBE IT IS LIKE THAT