im not a mista-smokes-cigarettes head but for the record when he does (and isn't bumming them off narancia, who bums them off of abbacchio and random mafioso dead guys/ex-hostages and used to smoke all kinds of cigarette buts off the street so he has no particular brand he likes) go out of his way for cigs he IS smoking lucky strikes thank you and good night
Accept their feelings for you?? But you didn't know how. Did they demand you to reciprocate or merely stop resisting their feelings? You didn't even know WHAT feelings they meant, either.
Did they really like you?? Five of them? Five men, no, demons? That was ridiculous. They must not know what temporary attraction is. Thats why they keep driving you crazy and telling you how they'd die and kill for you.
You stumbled now after your side jabbed into a piece of furniture. You were on the run. On the run as in, through their huge ass penthouse, that is.
"Come on, [Y/N]~ The fans want it, so you can't run from ittt~!!" Abby's voice was like the eery hiss of a very beautifully patterned, very poisonous snake in your ear. He was hot on you heels; he didn't even need to try. Infact, you sussed out that you were actually the only one running here. He was about to catch up to you with just his relaxed strides.
You're wondering what's happening right now? A week ago exactly, you'd signed to be their manager. You were allowed back home-- briefly. But then you were thrown into this quick sand-pit of gigs, fan meets, approving merch. Other things that you could have sworn they were able to do themselves.
You spent more time with them that you ever had when they held you captive. You had a feeling they had a part to play in that.
And somewhere along the way, the fans had sussed out a few things. The prime one being how all five of the members looked at you when you weren't looking. That person they all said they already liked?? I wonder who they guessed that out to be.
The members didn't even care. They'd throw their arms around you in public. Fix you with this 'you're making me feel some typa-way' kind of stare while ON CAMERA. Watch you much too intently as your sorted through paperwork during fan meets. Yes, fan meets, as in the one event in which they're supposed to focus full attention on their FANS.
But the worst thing is, you'd expected the fans to do something. To rage. To demand refunds for the lack of attention. And then the Saja Boys would have to fire you and you'd be free. Instead?? You saw comments under the upload of the meet on Youtube.
"Guys GUYS GUYS. The Saja men are hot n all... but hear me out....THEIR MANAGER."
"Omg yea"
"She's clueless man"
"They're S. M. I. T. T. E. N."
"She's adorableee I wanna carry her in my pockettt"
"TAKES CARE OF THEM SO WELL OMG"
Now, there were things online. Fanart. Fanfiction. Direct messages to you, to the members. Asking if you were together. Asking for something you learned as fanservice.
There were shipwars. Now, Jinu had explained this one to you but you still didn't quite get it. Fans... fighting over...who you looked best with?
There were comments that you had to read through in order to delete the hateful ones.
"OH. EM. GEE. [Y/N] and Abby. have y'all SEEN the size difference?? So cute!!!"
"Dumb bitch, [Y/N] X MYSTERY for LIFE have you seen them?? [Y/N] literally has him on an invisible leash!!"
"I don't know, I think I like Jinu and [Y/N]'s love-hate relationship better. Remember when he hugged her and she called him a melonhead?? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ XD,"
"HAHA uncultured swines, y'all ever heard of Baby x [Y/N] x Romance??"
"TRY ME, OT6 FOR THE RUN AHHHHH"
You'd shut down the laptop then. It was too late to delete those either way; the company PR had already seen.
And decided that they could make some bank off of this. And when a higher-up decides that there's money to be made?? You're delusional if you think you're getting away unscathed.
To top it all off, the Saja Boys were all too happy to encourage this shipping nonsense, too.
So here you were, dashing from the truth. Panting, eyes widened. You kept on looking back. You were going in circles around the huge penthouse complex. Through every single room. By now, you were in a full-on sprint. You looked back. Abby was still right behind you.
And you were so busy looking back, you didn't notice the solid chest that you were about to bash into.
"Don't you know we can teleport? Tsk, tsk, tsk." Jinu tutted with a smile, clawed finger coming under your chin and lifting it so that you looked up at him like an angry albeit guilty child.
Ten minutes later you were pushed into a fancy studio. Tried to slip away, was dragged right back.
The professional photographer hired looks you up and down, chewing his gum obnoxiously loud. He had you figured out in seconds.
"Hmmm, not a normal manager are you? Quite young. Not a bad face. Not bad at all." He paused, regarding your tense shoulders. "Relax yourself hun, you're gonna earn in millions for this."
The first reference pose he showed you already had you rushing for the exit.
"Oh no no no you don't." Jinu smiled, grabbing you by the collar and lifting you right off your feet.
"You're our manager now. Keeping the fans happy is one of your commitments. This is one of your commitments."
So now, you found yourself propped upon Abby's lap. Your feet weren't touching the ground. He'd been grinning like a madman as you struggled to climb into his lap and he'd lifted you up, helping you. Now he was all professional. Arm loosely draped around your waist, leaned back. Staring at the camera with sensuality.
Your arms were twitching around his neck, aching to tear away. under your own biceps, you could feel his own, thrice the size of yours and solid as a rock, flexing.
You only realized now how big he truly was.
While you'd lost weight out of stress, he'd become even more beefy in preparation for the photo shoot.
He could feel you slowly start to tremble. Smiling in pleasure, he leaned in, "Don't worry darling, I won't crush you." He knew you were wary of him in particular due to his physique. Such a caution was...how does he say it... fucking adorable.
"Yeessss...yes yes yess give me all that emotion. The anxiety." Photo dude's eyes swivelled to Abby, "The attraction. [Y/N], don't be shy and lean in a bit closer, will ya babe? It's not everyday you get to sit on the lap of a top idol."
But you didn't want to. The photographer was only doing the top half of your bodies, so it couldn't properly be seen that you were on his fucking lap. Your left leg was subconsciously stretching, trying to reach the ground. How would your boyfriend react to this if he were still alive? Your frown deepened.
While the members leaned into fully assess the photos captured, their eyes sparkling with facination, you hung back, wondering if you could make a break for it now.
The next round was just as if not even more appalling. You were hiccuping, feet tripping and sliding against the floor as you tried to book it to the door. Jinu was smiling happily at the concerned-looking photographer. His large hand held the back of your collar, effectively preventing your escape.
"Sorry, she's very shy."
The photographer tuts, almost pityingly, "Oh, darling darling, we can't have this shyness in the entertainment industry...not if you wanna make the big bucks."
The rest of the member's eyes swivelled and darkened as the man smeared lipstick carefully over your rosebud lips.
While you were still fighting the urge to sprint, he had the audacity to even cheer you on "Don't be shy, get that man!!"
So you walked hesitantly towards Romance, hands shaking in tiny fists. He was leaned back lazily on the red velvet sofa being used. One side of his pretty lips quirked up. Lips that were also painted in that same shade as yours.
He beckoned you with a finger. And when you got barely into arms reach, he reached out and snatched you towards him.
"The whole face, he said, baby." The pinkette man almost snarled into your ear, fine brows furrowed cockily as his small smirk grew into a full on wicked smile.
You winced. Romance didn't hold you still or anything. You had to do it yourself. The handsome pinkette leaned in, cedarwood and rose scent engulfing you. His smirk returns, entertained as he notices your knuckles whitening on the couch fabric, stopping yourself from pulling away.
"We don't got all day." The photographer snarked.
Romance had no qualms of speeding it up. His large hands framed your face. At each peck on your cheek, your nose, your chin and forehead, you winced. You were trying not to struggle. But your legs still squirmed in protest. It was so adorable.
Soon, your face was covered in lipstick prints. Romance's eyes began to glow. He shut it down immediately. His marks. All over your pretty little face Fuck.
Click, click, click.
You tried not to wince at every audible shutter of the camera.
"Oh lord, even I would pay for these. Look at the emotions in his eyes."
When it came your turn, Roman actually had to tighten his hold to stop you from shuffling away, "Keep tryna chicken out, huh? Too bad, you can't because you already signed the contract~" It was rasped in your ear.
You shook off his grip, eyebrows tight in frustration and determination. But it wavered way too easily as one of the boys whistled. Probably Abby. "Come on, sweets!! Just like you did to Jinu that night!!"
The photographer looked at the man with wide eyes then looked back to you. You smiled crookedly, trying to appear innocent. But that wasn't going to get you out of this. Nothing was.
So you shut your eyes, and got to work.
When you opened your eyes, Romance was slumped in your arms. Just like your own, every inch of his face was covered in hot pink lip prints almost matching his hair. Mouth in a blissed-out smile. Face heated. It was like he was on something.
The camera shutter went off, "Excellent," The photographer breathed, eyeing the shots with wonder.
Mystery's reference one had you stumbling. "Is this...really okay to publish to fans??"
"Oh, darling," Photography guy chuckled like he knew something you didn't. But you knew something too; that you didn't fucking want to know what he knew.
So you stood, as they put a fucking collar around Mystery's muscular neck. Put a leash on the collar and tied an intricate knot around your wrist with the end of it.
And while Malak looked thrilled at the idea of being tied to you, you shook your wrist, eyeing the ribbon unaffectionately.
"Woah!" Your finger dug into his back when he delves for your neck. You weren't used to such a sensitive place being touched. Your other hand went to his hair, tightening on his scalp.
"That's it, put those big arms 'round her, champ!! Nuzzle your face in a bit more. Nice and tight now!!"
And oh god, the blue-grey haired boy didn't have to be told twice.
You hadn't thought much about it before. But now they were all pressing into you one after the other and you couldn't help but notice how big they all were. Even Baby, the smallest of them all was much taller than you.
"How much longer?" You couldn't help but mumble now, as you sat leaned back against Baby's chest as per the photographer's instructions. His legs were on either side of you. He'd locked them around you at some point and laughed when you couldn't get free. But he did let go. You still couldn't flee though.
"Trés adorable!! Just like that!! Put your arms around her neck!!" The photographer couldn't even hear you. He was gushing over the sight of you two together. You just didn't understand the appeal.
You actually forced yourself to look at the photos this time. They were aesthetically pleasing to say in the least. Though you didn't like the concept, the photographer had made them into a masterpiece. In some shots Beni looked cocky, smiling at you satisfiedly from the back. In others, he looked at you with this...mix of feelings in his eye.
You looked back at him now and he stared back unwaveringly. His lips didn't turn up into that mean cocky smirk or anything as usual. It was his large eyes that spoke to you instead. Just... pure emotions. Vulnerability. Want. Deprivation. He was spilling himself out to you without even speaking. Without even hesitating.
"Last member, honey. Gee-wizz you must be having the time of your life." Photo guy said jokingly but also seriously you didn't know which it was. You hoped it was joke. You were not having fun.
Especially when Jinu grabbed your shoulders and steered you back to the couch.
You were in shorts. you could feel the taut fabric of his pants as photo dude directed you to put your leg over his. You were told to go closer and you hesitated.
"Come onnnn, you kissed me before without hesitation. You're thinking for this??" This guy had a slap with his name on it lined up if he didn't shut up.
It was the second time photography guy's eyes almost popped out of his skull. You scooted closer to Jinu and quickly said, "Jokes, ahaha. Jinu's really funny off camera." You couldn't help but wince. What a lie. Jinu made you do the opposite of laugh. The amount of times you'd held back tears at the idea of being unable to leave their house, god.
His hand was now on your ankle, caressing. Moving up further. Photo guy was drinking this up. "Juuust like that. Keep looking at her like that."
He wouldn't say much about your emotions. Probably because he could read out clearly how badly you wanted to leave from here. You were sick of being surrounded by these male demons. But no one would understand.
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It was almost as if they knew how badly they'd pushed you the last day. Today, you were allowed home while the editors did their work on the shots and the bodyguards alone escorted the boys to their gig.
And it was almost as if your body knew how fucking mentally drained you were. The next minute you got home, you were out cold in your own sweet, sweet bed.
Now, 2pm the next day and you were still dead to the world. Your small form submerged in the sheets. Not silken soft ones from the penthouse, but your own. Mediocre cotton with coffee stains. You were in heaven; a dreamless sleep like no other.
You weren't on alert. You were safe in your own home. Your own personal space.
You loved your personal space. But guess what? The Saja Boys love your personal space too.
While you were passed out still, your front door opened. "Tsk, tsk, tsk. She doesn't even have an extra lock on the door." The low voice of Jinu buzzed in the background.
Baby Saja was the first to find your curled up form, barely taking up half your bed. And yet so comfortably asleep.
"Damn, she's exhausted."
"We worked her to the bone so that she'd stay," Abby shrugged, huge form leaning upon the door frame with his arms crossed.
Romance narrowed his eyes. Was he jealous of your bed? Maybe. His hand closed around one of the bed posts. He shook it hard. The entire bed shook. Self satisfied he stood up straight. "This beds rickety. Unsafe for her."
They were talking so carelessly loud. Mystery wasn't talking but was creating his own racket as he crawled onto the bed beside you. Feeling the sheets, grimacing in dissaproval when he sees they're not soft and luxurious like theirs. But you weren't stirring.
You were on your stomach, small arms closed around your head pillow as you mushed it up close to your face. It wasn't difficult for the boys to admire you like this.
Leaning in, pecking your face, stroking your hair. Running their hands down the dips and curves of your body through the duvet. Enamoured, they were. Good for you, you didn't wake up and notice.
"Wakey wakey baby~ We got pizza. It's your favourite; BBQ chicken." Jinu smiled, running his hand through your hair. Never had they seen you in such a state of peace and calm and vulnerability. Even when you slept over at theirs, you forever looked high on alert. Eyebrows knitted together, mumbling as if you were attempting to repell these demons even in your sleep.
You stirred, and turned over, still dozing. They watched, calmly. Until Abby, the more thoughtless and callous of them all, scooped up your small form into his arms. He liked having you against his muscles like this. It was a fixation for him at the moment; how pliant and clueless and soft you were between his arms.
It was a small of a thing as an all-too-familiar ghost of breath against your neck that had you jolting awake. You opened your mouth for a curse but your throat was all closed up from sleep.
You scrambled away and sat up, rubbing your eyes. You chose to ignore the way you were woken up, "How do you know my favourite-??"
They exchanged looks. They may or may not have looked under your car seats for takeaway bills and learnt the contents off by heart.
They wanted to tell you, but they shrugged instead. "All humans like pizza. And these just seemed to be popular toppings."
You walked straight past them to the bathroom, yawning as you did so. They sighed in relief. Thank god you were too tired to give them second thoughts. At the same time they wanted your thoughts though. Seconds, thirds, all of them.
You were an angelic little thing. All flushed cheeks and droopy eyes. Voice husky. Unable to even comprehend what they were saying properly because you were too disoriented. It was the first time they got to see what you were really like after an actual deep sleep. You were fucking ethereal.
In a loose knit sweater and the smallest fucking sleep shorts, you were walking sin and had no idea about it.
Mystery smiled, ringed fingers stroking against the coarse fabric of your pillow. It was an immense joy that filled him as he watched you obliviously walk into the bathroom. He was about to make good on your promise to him.
The coltlandgentry and coltland twins star wars au has officially overtaken me…
so here is a post of possible ideas for this au
inspired by gazsbaseballhat and scrolling_upp on twt
(This is me trying to merge the movies and Star Wars it)
…this is WAY longer than i thought it would be
-When o66 happened, Court was 23 and a jedi knight (got knighted at 15 or 18), while the twins were 18-20 (3-5 yr age gap) and were padawans abt to be knighted (typically padawans get knighted in their mid 20’s (after like a decade of training) but yknow the war is happening… sooo yea)
-inquisitor six/court - either he fell bc when he ran to check on his brothers all he found was blood therefore thinking they were dead or he got captured and turned because he bodied so many troopers that he was seen as a useful instrument
-Light side colt and ryland who struggles to stay in the light
-Court’s master when he was a padawan/knight was fitzroy (myb?)
-Idk how to incorporate claire into it… we will figure it out
-Along with a lightsaber, Six carry’s at least one blaster on his person
-Six is an inquisitor who stays out of the spotlight, he doesnt do random stops in the public eye, he doesnt fly out guns blazing, and he doesnt lead platoons. Six slips into the shadows and executes his job that way
-The only people who know what six looks like would probably be palpatine and/or vader
-Six finds out colt and ryland is alive and the hold the dark side has on Court starts to slip
-The empire sends out a team led by llyod hanson to apprehend the twins (after the twins reunite) …myb leading court to become a traitor to save his brothers… myb 👀🤷
-Colt is a pod racer for Ryder. Ryder pretends to be the one in the pod when its colt doing the work(?) or they’re on the same team and its just.. ryder’s face… for E V E R Y T H I N G
-Gail and Ryder finds out he’s force sensitive and tries to capture him to sell him to the empire
-Manages to escape ryder and gail with the help of jody and dan (met bc they were on the same pod racing team), and possibly expose smth gail and ryder were hiding from the empire (myb some sort of spice ring.. or smth)
-If rocky exist it could be a droid or some sort of smaller species that is able to communicate… or myb just an eridian?? Idk
-Eridians possibly being apart of the rebellion, accepting the brothers to their cause… (myb)
-Grace and Stratt teams up (myb to rebel against empire or myb to try to save a dying planet) but Stratt gives Grace up to the empire because the planet’s colonist (or the planet itself) is threatened by the empire (trolley problem)
-Grace has amnesia, either bc he got injured trying to get away from o66 or myb bc he got drugged/brain damage so he doesnt fight being taken prisoner by the empire
-Grace and Rocky possibly meeting on the empire prison transport vessel (idk if these exist it’s just an idea…)
-Grace (and possibly rocky) manage to save the planet by destroying the imperial army stationed there (or smth??)
-He also regains most, if not all of his memory by the end of it (kinda like cal kestis’ if you cant tell a lot of this is inspo by the game)
-Possibility of the brothers communicating thru dreams, the twins find out each other is alive while six thinks its a hallucination or smth
Idkkk mannn this brought my star wars hyper fixation to the more front part of my mind. Im alr making concept designs…
tuyo meizini has such a diabolical chokehold on my soul its not even funny like how r they so obsessed with each other
do u have any hcs of tuyo meizini if they had a kid i wanna see them domestic lowk
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ok lovergirl/loverboy/loverthey anon (lmk what u prefer i try to be inclusive yk) the idea of the very mentally unstable dani and the very morally off megan being parents is like. batshit insane. how did ur brain see them and think "yea the domestic life is for them!" um anyways love this and i WILL be engaging in this thought process w u. thoughts below
idk how the baby would come to be in their lives bc there's literally no paper trail of dani ever having a job nor megan having a job, megan literally is covered in scars (WEARS A MASK EVERYWHERE NOW BC HOW OFTEN DO U SEE A CASUAL GLASGOW SMILE HELLO) they can't exactly let a social worker come and tour their house where they live with like 40 other mobsters that work for the avanzinis lmao
i also feel like it'd be dani who wakes up in the middle of the night out of nowhere and like. shakes megan awake and is just staring into her eyes like a psycho and simply says "i want a baby." and goes back to sleep like nothing happened. megan slow blinking like oh god this is her new fixation time to mentally prepare 💔
and of course megan wants to please her now-wife very eagerly even if she has no clue how to be a parent so when dani is at a meeting and megan is left to her own devices she very awkwardly waddles up to sophia and is like. "um. what do babies need. to be happy...?" and sophia is like jesus christ you guys are skipping the dog phase because you ARE the dog.....
but um anyways what princess wants princess gets so dani starts fixating on getting a kid and megan is like yep anything you want literally pointing a knife in anyone's face who is like "are you serio-"
i think dani also initially thought about surrogacy or private adoption from a fancy agency but she is lowkey a princess of the people so at some point she just decides she wants to adopt a kid out of poverty. and not a young kid too she wants a family instantly. literally is like "yeah we're doing this TODAY" and goes and hunts down an adoption agency that gives her three kids all in one go bc she pays them off. a 10 year old, a 5 year old, and their baby sibling.
(megan is shitting herself bc wym she's barely in her 20's and now she has a child HALF HER AGE much less THREE how is she gonna be a parent she's a BODYGUARD these kids are going to be TERRIFIED of her but what princess wants princess gets FR)
dani is the happiest girl on earthhhh um i cannot spoil how nuestro goes but i can tell you i can def see them having kids afterwards and this timeline definitely fits! she'd love being a stay at home mom and just accommodating all her family's needs, the kids are shocked at how nice their new setup is and dani is PSYCHOTIC about spoiling them, "do you need anything? do you feel safe? can i buy you anything?" and megan is just silently behind them, scared that she's terrifying the kids w her awkward aura 💔 and OF COURSE she can't go on her little side quests any more to just. kill off random people that dani's pissed off with bc she's got family to attend to now
dani makes megan carry the baby everywhere because she likes seeing her wife w a baby it's literally that simple. megan is awkward as fuck at first literally anxiously sitting next to the kids like "um.... you can call me skelly i guess" and daniela is like "that's your MOM" and megan just blinks and is like "oh god. i'm not mom material but i'll do my best" as sophia is stressing out hiring a fleet of nannies to look out for the kids
but to everyone's surprise, dani's maternal instincts are extremely strong and the kids all start to blossom under her close eye, the nannies aren't even necessary bc when dani takes meetings, she has megan watch the kids. they find a super good rhythm surprisingly even though megan is still so awkward around them lmao
dani is attentive and caring and megan is really quiet but if there's one thing she's good at it's protecting and those kids feel safer than they ever have been before. they're chatty with dani and she loves uplifting them and spoiling them and megan happily drives them everywhere, it's just their happy little family but instead of taking dani to the beach and helping her do her shopping now they're dropping the kids off at private school and running errands in between like wow how fucking domestic our mafia princess and her guard dog are now mafia milf and family protector dog <3333
after a few weeks of getting used to their new routine, dani comes into the living room and megan has all 3 kids asleep on her chest on the couch, cuddled into her, watching a movie. she's a night owl so ofc she's still awake but dani's swooning and megan just kind of grins and is like "i think i might be getting the hang of this family stuff" like wow this old dog not only has a home but kids too, her heart feels so oddly full :((((
the oldest kid asking megan to come to "career day" and megan is like. "um. what do you think i do for work, kiddo?" and the kid is like "please just come!" and dani forces her to wear a nice little suit and prepare a lie and megan is shitting herself bc what the FUCK is she going to say? doesn't take her mask off, feels naked without her guns, this is the first real time she's put herself out there in public since she started working for the avanzini cartel like
but then the kid goes up to give the introduction and goes "this is my mama skelly, she used to be a soldier and she got hurt a lot, but now she's just my mom, and she keeps our family safe. and um, she's really brave and really cool."
and the teacher is like "oh! you do home security!" and megan is like "um i guess you can say that" and the rest of the kids start asking questions like "have you ever killed anyone" and megan is like "uhhh yes" and the parents all laugh thinking she's being silly bc she's just some scrawny young girl LMAO the career day ends w megan giving a demonstration on how to disarm someone and somehow our guard dog is the hero of the day bc the entire 4th grade thinks she has the coolest job <3
um on a more unhinged note. god forbid anyone try to give the kids a hard time at school. bc yes the idea of megan looming over them is scary but unhinged tiger mom dani is even scarier 💔 finds out that their 10 year old is being bullied and skips the school entirely, makes megan + 5 more of their mafia henchmen come with her to the kid's house (she made sophia search up the family) and invites herself into their home. asks the parents to sit down (they're like "who the fuck are you????") but she's on a mission, is like "you're going to make sure your child writes a handwritten apology by the end of this week, and if i ever hear his name out of my kid's mouth again, i will make your lives very difficult, and the school will not have any say in how i act. do you understand?"
(on the drive home megan is like "that was too much, dani...." and dani is like "no i should have made you pull out a gun. there will be no next time, and if there is, i'm having you kidnap the wife for 24 hours" and megan is like "DANIELA we're trying to fix a bullying issue not TRAUMATIZE A CHILD")
megan is picking up their 5 year old from kindergarten the next day and sees the same bully now picking on their younger kid, but she doesn't want dani to know and potentially do something illegal lmao so she very quietly comes up behind their kid and stares the bully down, purposefully drops her mask to press a little kiss into her kid's head, and stares the kid down w all her face scars now on full display. "i think that's enough, don't you?" she says simply, her eyes locked in on the kid, and the kid looks terrified and just nods w his jaw slack the whole time
dani and megan are tucking the kids into their beds that night and the 5 year old grabs megan by the face and is like "i used to think you were a monster because your face was kind of scary. but you're the best mama i could wish for. i love you mama skelly" and dani starts covering her face so the kids dont see her crying, megan just kinda smiles and kisses the kid on the head and is like "i wont let anything bad happen to you, ever. i love you too"
dani loves being a parent bc she has so much love to give and megan loves being a parent because she can make herself useful and feel good about it and they love being parents together because they work so perfectly as a team, megan keeps dani grounded and dani reminds her that she's capable and worthy <3
my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥🤪 this strain is called “sanders sides” 😳 youll be zonked out of your gourd 💯
me: yea whatever i don’t feel shit
5 minutes later after a set up for a vlog: WHAT IS UP EVERYBODY so uhm . ah . something is happening actully again . maybe ?
my metaphysical buddy Anxiety, rocking at the bottom of the stairs: yeah no shit why did you take that. do you not feel your heartbeating faster . something IS happening
my metaphysical buddy Morality: hey, high hopes for us getting through it kiddo, we’re alll here together
My other metaphysical buddy Logic: We are likely currently experience the effects tetrahydrocannabinol, assuming it wasn’t laced with other unknown impurities. We should all be yh. taking a chill pill. we technically did already i suppose,
my metaphysical buddy anxiety: THEY LACED IT?
me: guys. guys you’re making the joke way too long and unfunny npw
my metaphysical Creativity suddenly appearing in: i k n o w s o m e o n e w h o ‘ s l a c e d w i t h i m p u r i t i e s
my other metaphysical buddy Creativity just as suddenly rising up: wh- do I not get a line in all this?
my metaphysical Creativity: yeahhh I want a line of whatever he took too!
my metaphysical buddy Deceit rising up already rubbing his temples, sighing: thiss will all be over sssoon…it’ll all be okay….and gone…just relaxx…it’ll all fade awayy…
my metaphysical buddy Anxiety: we are going to die stop telling him to just RELAX
me: how do i shut you guys up holy fucking shit
my metaphysical buddy Deceit: you’re, we’re, so lucky this is a tumblr post otherwise your monetization would’ve just been ripped away by the youtube capitalist overlords just now…!
me: like this post isn’t already insane enough
my metaphysical buddy Anxiety with noticeably darker eyeshadow and his voice reverberating a bit: can you guys Stop breaking the fourth wall.
me: eyy nice subtle callback
my metaphysical buddy Creativity starting to tear up: ,wjat now
my metaphysical buddy Logic turning to me: i think i deem it necessary to end this post, and simply allow the effects take place, and wait till the morning. we are safe at home, if need be we may call a friend to keep tabs on you while you experience this. perhaps read a book, watch a tv show,
my metaphysical buddy Morality also tearing up but like differently: put on onesies and be together as one big happy family?
my metaphysical buddy Logic: well if you so wish then yes
me, finally trying a way to end this before someone gets another word in while looking to the camera and you the viewer: so today i learned uh. honestly i didnt learn much tbh maybe that posts should be shorter sometimes. this meme and original posts were like 3 lines lmao. it’s been a fun journey discovering myself out i think and all that maybe uh ojay take it easy guys gals amd nonbinary pals 🫲 PEACE OUT 🫱
