People really be getting on my damn nerves like I'm not a short BITCH who's wonderful girlfriend just bought them a cool ass knife
I have yet to stain it's metallic perfection, but I fucking will if it means you take me seriously for once
I have way too many repressed emotions for someone of my small stature and I'm not afraid to release them on someone that feels superior just because they can see the top of my damn head
I rarely sleep. But when I sleep, I dream of your painful end, the lasting pain that comes with underestimating all 5 feet of this-this perfectly dysfunctional being that fluctuates between believing themself to be God, the Devil, and the dirt that worms shit in
Shut the fuck up. Ugly giraffe lookin' ass
PS. your kneecaps look like shit, use fucking lotion, you're not dead yet, only because I chose mercy
