#5-2-17

[shankss-magnificent-ass]

Imagine Beorn and Thorin fighting over you

“she’s far too kind to be with the likes of dwarves.”

“she is a part of my company and will stay with us.”

“You treat her like she’s a burden, she should stay somewhere where she feels safe and appreciated.”

“she is a dead weight yes, but she will always be safe by my side!”

“I don’t know if I should be insulted or embarrassed that they’re doing this.”

[teamchabby]

“There is only you. There will only ever be you.”

[its123am]

5-2-17 (Tuesday)

[supersweetpealove]

Pretty flowers picked by my daughter. Now my kitchen smells nice :-D

[i-e-nfpisces]

Me: Always pick a raccoon given the option

Bren: why

Me: because they're amazing

Bren: That's true! Their little raccoon hands.

Bren: ...you could give them a hi-five!

[i-e-nfpisces]

How the dicks do you expect me to choose between Starburst and Skittles?

Brenna @explodingpringlescans