In the scenario that Lucifer and Alastor both arrive at Blitzo's sham trial, I can imagine Satan arguing with the others over how the trial is to be run, whether or not the amnesiac queen should be here and basically devolving into argument over unresolved grudges.
Alastor, due to the Memory Seal, still isn't all that certain why Lucifer had insisted on bringing him along when the Radio Demon insisted that the King do his God-Damned job after Angel bought everyone's attention to the picture-box with the sham trial on display. Lucifer said something along the lines of 'being rusty' and 'you're better at talking than me, deer' while Charlie agreed that it was a good idea to 'reintroduce him to the others.'
He tunes out the gibberish coming out of the Princes' mouths and instead focuses on the confused and terrified defendants, three imps and a hellound, shackled and muzzled without even a lawyer to defend them. On the prosecution's side he saw the goetia, a pompous looking blue-white peacock glaring down at them from behind his fan with disdain and, briefly, Lucifer and Alastor himself in intregue, disbelief and presumption.
Alastor felt his blood boil.
Alastor: *eyes flaring purple as he slams his cane to the floor, casting a shockwave of static* ENOUGH!!
Alastor: ALL OF YOU, STOP YOWLING ABOUT THE PAST AND THINK OF SOMEONE OTHER THAN YOURSELVES!!
The Seven Sins: *flinching in unison* Yes, sir!
Alastor: *he eyes Satan, who seems to shrink under his glare* SATANAEL DEVERAUX, YOU WERE IN CHARGE OF THIS TRAVESTY. EXPLAIN NOW. WHY DO THE DEFENDANTS NOT HAVE ATTORNEYS? WHY IS THIS POOR DEAR MUZZLED LIKE A WILD ANIMAL? WHY ARE YOU DENYING THEM THE BASIC RIGHT TO DEFEND THEMSELVES FROM SOMEONE WHO IS OBVIOUSLY BIASED AND SPITEFUL?
Andrealphus: Excuse me, I'd nev-
Alastor: Quiet, peacock, and wait your turn. *turns back to Satan* Well? Are you going to answer me?
Satan: *scrambles for answers as his little shoulder demon watches in astonishment* They are- I- because they-
Alastor: *sighs* You know what? I don’t care what your excuses are because this is simply unacceptable. Thoughtlessly executing those without protection or power while the rich and powerful can commit those same crimes and WORSE yet still sit in luxury? For Hell's sake, this is something Adam and his Exorcists do every year! I am so disappointed that you decided to emulate him of all people.
