Jul 19, 2022
Techno (basically): Oh no! I hit a pig while trying to murder a man. I’m so sorry pig. I promise I’m not a bad man.
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Techno (basically): Oh no! I hit a pig while trying to murder a man. I’m so sorry pig. I promise I’m not a bad man.
Techno: Like this video because things happened.
Me: Yes, of course.
Techno: *running for his life*
Techno: *pauses to type ‘AHHHHH’ in chat*
Jon’s review on Technoblade’s bodyguarding website - 2/5 He saved me once and then got distracted with block glitching at mid and I died.
This is the second video he’s done this... they should probably fix that block glitch. XD
Jon must be so confused seeing #defendersofthejon in chat.
Aaaaaand they already lost them.
Yep, so it’s just some random dude that showed up in the lobby without any rank or anything. XD