I just know Kris Letang had those two boys tripping over themselves back in the 2000s.
Kris Letang and his actual sense of style, and his sex hair, and his toned-but-not-bulky muscles, and his smooth french, and the way he got his boys to agree to just about anything.
Kris Letang threatening to shave his head during an argument and the room goes quiet. The way both of their clothes look big and baggy on him. He's leaner than Crosby and shorter than Malkin.
He may not have Sid's ass or Geno's strength, but he's flirtier, smoother, and more experienced than both of them combined. He has them wrapped around his pinky finger.











