Jesus Yums You :)
(See SCP-5991 for further information)
**azrael wakes up in jesusland**
Wha-?
She sees SCP-5991-2, se recognizes the entity as a very malformed jesus Christ.
Father? Is that thou? **She asks, clearly hopeful and euphoric to see the father once more, the entity, however, remains unresponsive**
**After what felt for the longest time, she moves on to the gift shop, she finds a book that looks like her own bible, and opens it, it relates fantastical events that never happened, sometimes even outright eliminating bible stories**
After she ignored these books of blasphemy, she walks toward the petting zoo, and sees the mountain of animal feces, despite herself, she examines it for 5 seconds before leaving, and then she entered the restroom, she reads all of the different texts, one particularly resonates with her:
"fuck the world"
It was written in latin. It's at least 400 years old.
She then moves on and finds herself in the food court. She looks at the dishes being offered. She then decides to enter the kitchen.
What is this place
She mutters to herself before entering the kitchen, she opens all of the drawers, and finds nothing, she also tries to open the freezer, but fails to do so.
She then finds a church, the one thing she finds comforting in this twisted version of her early life.
It is sparsely decorated, almost like no attempt was made to embellish the holy cathedral.
She notices a few chairs, and nothing else. She then promptly leaves, not before leaving a flower at the feet of the cross, after which, she immediately goes to the last part, the museum, she remembers the early creations of the father. They were perhaps a little too inefficient, had a few kinks to fix out in future generations. Notwithstanding their flaws, they had charm to them, and now all that remains of that charm is the millenia old bones of said creations. There were other bones she didn't recognize. Being the father's specialist in cataloguing his creations, she knew each of them by heart. Which made it all the more strange that none of the plaques were on the pedestals showing these creatures off. There were also a few Babylonian artifacts. She never particularly paid any mind to the artifacts created by the humans, so she really didn't know whether they were actually made by humans or by other beings. Once she saw everything, she got back to where the father was. Or what remained of him. She saw a sign right beside a glowing yellow sack:
"50th Anniversary of JesusLand! Enjoy the perfect Christian experience with the Lord!
Select items in Gift Shop now 50% off until January 17th. See visitor center for more information."
Commercializing the lord. How dare they.
She thought to herself before promptly and tentatively reaching out to the sac, in order to inspect it. Only to find uriel and Raphael beside her, checking on her.
Are you alright sister?
Is something awry?
Yes. Everything is alright. Maybe the search for the machine is more exhausting than I thought.
