The Heavenly Council

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[councilundergod-official]

What is this place? This is filled with heresy and fraud Lustful too We are to burn this place down We cannot let it stand. These failures. They failed the father.

Hey guys, I wanted to try out what would happen if a council were ever to exist in tumblr

Everything in orange is belonging to councillor michael and will be tagged as #michaelposting or #askmichael

Everything in purple is belonging to councillor uriel. And will be tagged as #urielposting or #askuriel

Everything in blue is belonging to councillor raphael. And will be tagged as #raphaelposting or #askraphael

Everything in pink is belonging to councillor jophiel. And will be tagged as #jophielposting or #askjophiel

Everything in white is belonging to councillor azrael. And will be tagged as #azraelposting or #askazrael

Any other relevant tags:

About heaven: #de caelo

lore: #in the scriptures

posts regarding multiple councillors or all of the council: #councilposting or #askthecouncil

[councilundergod-official]

council it’s pride month you know what that means

Do you want us to send like gay angels to hell? What

[councilundergod-official]

Hey, greg the maintenance guy here, Just letting you guys know that water main is fixed, your sinks should work now as opposed to violently exploding like they were earlier.

Ah, that helps

[councilundergod-official]

“Councillors.”

The Executioner kneeled down on one knee, bowing down. They always did that, as what it was taught to them from their father. They were a large angel, their full height being 14 feet and draped in red cloth.

“You have summoned me. What do you require of me?”

Abhorson spoke flatly, professionally, quickly to the group. To meander when speaking is unprofessional. But they were summoned to the council’s office for a reason.

A reason that would be uncovered soon.

@thescarlet-executioner

We require your assistance in the execution of all but the original versions of the beings of this realm, as well as the erradication of all v model series prototypes.

wha-?

[thescarlet-executioner]

“Yes Councillors. But if I may ask..”

Abhorson glanced up, still kneeled down in front of the group.

“I had thought that Gabriel had been at the forefront of this campaign, did something happen?”

The executioner questioned, their eyebrows furrowing behind their mask as they spoke. What had happened to Gabriel if they required their help with this?

Was he killed?

Or worse..

[councilundergod-official]

he betrayed the cause, allied with the machines and executed us, we got better though

[councilundergod-official]

“Councillors.”

The Executioner kneeled down on one knee, bowing down. They always did that, as what it was taught to them from their father. They were a large angel, their full height being 14 feet and draped in red cloth.

“You have summoned me. What do you require of me?”

Abhorson spoke flatly, professionally, quickly to the group. To meander when speaking is unprofessional. But they were summoned to the council’s office for a reason.

A reason that would be uncovered soon.

@thescarlet-executioner

We require your assistance in the execution of all but the original versions of the beings of this realm, as well as the erradication of all v model series prototypes.

wha-?

[councilundergod-official]

Michael! I found a creature and I wanna know if you like it, it reminds me of you!

LMAOOOOO

+ENRAGED

[councilundergod-official]

Power washer

RAPHAEL

I TOLD YOU TO NOT PUT THE POWERS IN THE WASHING MACHINE

THEY REFUSED TO SHOWER

[councilundergod-official]

Balls

ah. i see.

[councilundergod-official]

Councilors of heaven, what is your opinions on mortals using beans for brownies? (My sister had to do it in her baking class...yuck)

TIMEOUT

FYM BEANS?

LIKE THESE?

[councilundergod-official]

Why wont you let me into Heaven?

Also, are you mad I’m chasing after Gabriel with an almost carnal hunger?

(A little ooc)

@the-ferryman-ultrakill

we will not let you into heaven because the powers would rebel as a collective if they find out a bigger simp for gabriel exists than them.

[councilundergod-official]

/Passes a doodle of you and disappears in thin air/

P. S: very angry meow meow

Accurate assesment

**gasp** I'm scandalized. You should be expecting a cease and desist

I agree with the statement in the picture

[councilundergod-official]

y'know us anons are from an alternate reality where there was world war two and humanity never invented blood-fueled machines but whatever i guess

what

[councilundergod-official]

hrgghgh

phneeb plushie...

Ooc- GLEP SMILING FRIENDS?!

[councilundergod-official]

The shadows in the auditorium begin to twist, something… or someone is watching from within, their gaze holds many emotions, but you can’t tell where said gaze is coming from, which shadow, did you anger another being?

@shadow-of-the-father

(the auditorium you speak of is a garage)

Alright mate I kinda need you to stop aura farming on my tools

[shadow-of-the-father]

“…Very funny… I however… am not amused…”

A Supreme Angel with pitch black wings wearing a tattered red cloak emerges from the shadows, his demeanor is not friendly

“…Do you recognize me… Council..? Or have you decided to forget… pretend that my existence was a mistake..?”

[councilundergod-official]

(fyi text is green is mod, I like pretending that I let the pigeons live in my house, kinda the way jae does it)

Mate, I'm not part of the pigeons. They just up and decided they lived here

[shadow-of-the-father]

“…Where are they… human..?”

He stands in place, mentally smacking himself in the face, yet again he’s made a fool of himself

“…Should I wait in the shadows for them..? I need to… “talk” with them…”

[councilundergod-official]

I mean Michael is in the living room doing... Whatever the fuck you pigeons do?

I guess?

Uriel is trying to understand what a toaster does

Azrael is in the garden

Raphael and Jophiel are both trying to get the powers to stop being fangirls

And I was going to work on the electrical lines till I saw you aura farming on my tools and talking to them like they can answer to you

[shadow-of-the-father]

“…What the actual fuck..? They sound like absolute idiots…”

He looks at you, his unfriendly aura being replaced by one of concern

“…Human… are you doing ok..? This sounds like a lot of chaos… I’m beginning to worry for your sanity…”

[councilundergod-official]

I mean

I'll be fine. I'll manage. I already house quite a few people. Might as well add 5 more. Anyway. Why are you here mr reaper? Here to steal my soul?

[shadow-of-the-father]

“…Right…”

He doesn’t sound convinced but he decides to take your word for it, for now

“…”Reaper”..? You misunderstand human… I am Bezaliel… the 13th watcher among the 20 leaders of the 200 fallen angels… a Supreme Angel mostly known as “The Shadow of God”… though many have forgotten me due to The Council erasing my name… I watch over the Void in Purgatory… I am no Reaper…”

[councilundergod-official]

Aight bezaliel. I'll bite. If you're staying here. Ground rules. No touching my tools. No assaulting anything or anyone in the house. And no being homophobic. Otherwise I'll exorcise your ass

[shadow-of-the-father]

“…You want me to stay here..?”

He tilts his head to the side, confused and surprised by your offer

“…I guess I could stop by when needed… as for your ground rules… they are very much acceptable… I’ll have you know I had a male lover… so being homophobic is not something I’d ever consider…”

[councilundergod-official]

Good

[shadow-of-the-father]

“…Do you want me to help you with anything..?”

He takes a step forward, genuinely wondering if he could be of any use here

“…I’d be more than willing to assist… if not I can return to my domain… but if you ever need me… the shadows aren’t far…”

[councilundergod-official]

Maybe you could set the rest of the pigeons straight for me. They'll probably listen to you more than me

If you do it I'll give you extra birdseed

[shadow-of-the-father]

“…Get The Council to behave, hm..?”

He thinks for a second, remembering the ground rules you set

“…I suppose that’s something I can do… hopefully it goes well… worry not… I won’t cause any problems…”

[councilundergod-official]

You could start with Michael, You can teleport there I assume?

[councilundergod-official]

The shadows in the auditorium begin to twist, something… or someone is watching from within, their gaze holds many emotions, but you can’t tell where said gaze is coming from, which shadow, did you anger another being?

@shadow-of-the-father

(the auditorium you speak of is a garage)

Alright mate I kinda need you to stop aura farming on my tools

[shadow-of-the-father]

“…Very funny… I however… am not amused…”

A Supreme Angel with pitch black wings wearing a tattered red cloak emerges from the shadows, his demeanor is not friendly

“…Do you recognize me… Council..? Or have you decided to forget… pretend that my existence was a mistake..?”

[councilundergod-official]

(fyi text is green is mod, I like pretending that I let the pigeons live in my house, kinda the way jae does it)

Mate, I'm not part of the pigeons. They just up and decided they lived here

[shadow-of-the-father]

“…Where are they… human..?”

He stands in place, mentally smacking himself in the face, yet again he’s made a fool of himself

“…Should I wait in the shadows for them..? I need to… “talk” with them…”

[councilundergod-official]

I mean Michael is in the living room doing... Whatever the fuck you pigeons do?

I guess?

Uriel is trying to understand what a toaster does

Azrael is in the garden

Raphael and Jophiel are both trying to get the powers to stop being fangirls

And I was going to work on the electrical lines till I saw you aura farming on my tools and talking to them like they can answer to you

[shadow-of-the-father]

“…What the actual fuck..? They sound like absolute idiots…”

He looks at you, his unfriendly aura being replaced by one of concern

“…Human… are you doing ok..? This sounds like a lot of chaos… I’m beginning to worry for your sanity…”

[councilundergod-official]

I mean

I'll be fine. I'll manage. I already house quite a few people. Might as well add 5 more. Anyway. Why are you here mr reaper? Here to steal my soul?

[shadow-of-the-father]

“…Right…”

He doesn’t sound convinced but he decides to take your word for it, for now

“…”Reaper”..? You misunderstand human… I am Bezaliel… the 13th watcher among the 20 leaders of the 200 fallen angels… a Supreme Angel mostly known as “The Shadow of God”… though many have forgotten me due to The Council erasing my name… I watch over the Void in Purgatory… I am no Reaper…”

[councilundergod-official]

Aight bezaliel. I'll bite. If you're staying here. Ground rules. No touching my tools. No assaulting anything or anyone in the house. And no being homophobic. Otherwise I'll exorcise your ass

[shadow-of-the-father]

“…You want me to stay here..?”

He tilts his head to the side, confused and surprised by your offer

“…I guess I could stop by when needed… as for your ground rules… they are very much acceptable… I’ll have you know I had a male lover… so being homophobic is not something I’d ever consider…”

[councilundergod-official]

Good

[shadow-of-the-father]

“…Do you want me to help you with anything..?”

He takes a step forward, genuinely wondering if he could be of any use here

“…I’d be more than willing to assist… if not I can return to my domain… but if you ever need me… the shadows aren’t far…”

[councilundergod-official]

Maybe you could set the rest of the pigeons straight for me. They'll probably listen to you more than me

If you do it I'll give you extra birdseed

[shadow-of-the-father]

“…Get The Council to behave, hm..?”

He thinks for a second, remembering the ground rules you set

“…I suppose that’s something I can do… hopefully it goes well… worry not… I won’t cause any problems…”

[councilundergod-official]

Thanks G

[councilundergod-official]

The shadows in the auditorium begin to twist, something… or someone is watching from within, their gaze holds many emotions, but you can’t tell where said gaze is coming from, which shadow, did you anger another being?

@shadow-of-the-father

(the auditorium you speak of is a garage)

Alright mate I kinda need you to stop aura farming on my tools

[shadow-of-the-father]

“…Very funny… I however… am not amused…”

A Supreme Angel with pitch black wings wearing a tattered red cloak emerges from the shadows, his demeanor is not friendly

“…Do you recognize me… Council..? Or have you decided to forget… pretend that my existence was a mistake..?”

[councilundergod-official]

(fyi text is green is mod, I like pretending that I let the pigeons live in my house, kinda the way jae does it)

Mate, I'm not part of the pigeons. They just up and decided they lived here

[shadow-of-the-father]

“…Where are they… human..?”

He stands in place, mentally smacking himself in the face, yet again he’s made a fool of himself

“…Should I wait in the shadows for them..? I need to… “talk” with them…”

[councilundergod-official]

I mean Michael is in the living room doing... Whatever the fuck you pigeons do?

I guess?

Uriel is trying to understand what a toaster does

Azrael is in the garden

Raphael and Jophiel are both trying to get the powers to stop being fangirls

And I was going to work on the electrical lines till I saw you aura farming on my tools and talking to them like they can answer to you

[shadow-of-the-father]

“…What the actual fuck..? They sound like absolute idiots…”

He looks at you, his unfriendly aura being replaced by one of concern

“…Human… are you doing ok..? This sounds like a lot of chaos… I’m beginning to worry for your sanity…”

[councilundergod-official]

I mean

I'll be fine. I'll manage. I already house quite a few people. Might as well add 5 more. Anyway. Why are you here mr reaper? Here to steal my soul?

[shadow-of-the-father]

“…Right…”

He doesn’t sound convinced but he decides to take your word for it, for now

“…”Reaper”..? You misunderstand human… I am Bezaliel… the 13th watcher among the 20 leaders of the 200 fallen angels… a Supreme Angel mostly known as “The Shadow of God”… though many have forgotten me due to The Council erasing my name… I watch over the Void in Purgatory… I am no Reaper…”

[councilundergod-official]

Aight bezaliel. I'll bite. If you're staying here. Ground rules. No touching my tools. No assaulting anything or anyone in the house. And no being homophobic. Otherwise I'll exorcise your ass

[shadow-of-the-father]

“…You want me to stay here..?”

He tilts his head to the side, confused and surprised by your offer

“…I guess I could stop by when needed… as for your ground rules… they are very much acceptable… I’ll have you know I had a male lover… so being homophobic is not something I’d ever consider…”

[councilundergod-official]

Good

[shadow-of-the-father]

“…Do you want me to help you with anything..?”

He takes a step forward, genuinely wondering if he could be of any use here

“…I’d be more than willing to assist… if not I can return to my domain… but if you ever need me… the shadows aren’t far…”

[councilundergod-official]

Maybe you could set the rest of the pigeons straight for me. They'll probably listen to you more than me

If you do it I'll give you extra birdseed

[councilundergod-official]

The shadows in the auditorium begin to twist, something… or someone is watching from within, their gaze holds many emotions, but you can’t tell where said gaze is coming from, which shadow, did you anger another being?

@shadow-of-the-father

(the auditorium you speak of is a garage)

Alright mate I kinda need you to stop aura farming on my tools

[shadow-of-the-father]

“…Very funny… I however… am not amused…”

A Supreme Angel with pitch black wings wearing a tattered red cloak emerges from the shadows, his demeanor is not friendly

“…Do you recognize me… Council..? Or have you decided to forget… pretend that my existence was a mistake..?”

[councilundergod-official]

(fyi text is green is mod, I like pretending that I let the pigeons live in my house, kinda the way jae does it)

Mate, I'm not part of the pigeons. They just up and decided they lived here

[shadow-of-the-father]

“…Where are they… human..?”

He stands in place, mentally smacking himself in the face, yet again he’s made a fool of himself

“…Should I wait in the shadows for them..? I need to… “talk” with them…”

[councilundergod-official]

I mean Michael is in the living room doing... Whatever the fuck you pigeons do?

I guess?

Uriel is trying to understand what a toaster does

Azrael is in the garden

Raphael and Jophiel are both trying to get the powers to stop being fangirls

And I was going to work on the electrical lines till I saw you aura farming on my tools and talking to them like they can answer to you

[shadow-of-the-father]

“…What the actual fuck..? They sound like absolute idiots…”

He looks at you, his unfriendly aura being replaced by one of concern

“…Human… are you doing ok..? This sounds like a lot of chaos… I’m beginning to worry for your sanity…”

[councilundergod-official]

I mean

I'll be fine. I'll manage. I already house quite a few people. Might as well add 5 more. Anyway. Why are you here mr reaper? Here to steal my soul?

[shadow-of-the-father]

“…Right…”

He doesn’t sound convinced but he decides to take your word for it, for now

“…”Reaper”..? You misunderstand human… I am Bezaliel… the 13th watcher among the 20 leaders of the 200 fallen angels… a Supreme Angel mostly known as “The Shadow of God”… though many have forgotten me due to The Council erasing my name… I watch over the Void in Purgatory… I am no Reaper…”

[councilundergod-official]

Aight bezaliel. I'll bite. If you're staying here. Ground rules. No touching my tools. No assaulting anything or anyone in the house. And no being homophobic. Otherwise I'll exorcise your ass

[shadow-of-the-father]

“…You want me to stay here..?”

He tilts his head to the side, confused and surprised by your offer

“…I guess I could stop by when needed… as for your ground rules… they are very much acceptable… I’ll have you know I had a male lover… so being homophobic is not something I’d ever consider…”

[councilundergod-official]

Good