#5lineprompts

[femslashy]

"Snow..." Baz looked at him incredulously. "That's my textbook ...why are you doing math?"

“Snow…” Baz looked at him incredulously. “That’s my textbook …why are you doing math?”

 "Shh, Baz, I’m trying to figure it out.“ He shushes, and then mutters to himself “so if it takes 130 ml to get…yes…then the average male rat weighs…and then we just divide…perfect…around 26 ml of blood…" 

I can’t stop staring as he continues to plug values into my graphing calculator. His hair is a tangled mess, like he’s been raking his fingers through it in frustration, and I wonder how long he’s been working on this.

 “I’ve got it!” he shouts, and I jump. He turns to me with a triumphant grin, and says, “did you know you need to drain five rats to get a boner?”

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[femslashy]

"Do you think penguins have thoughts" fanfic starter

“Oh my god, I don’t know, Baz! I’m trying to sleep!” Simon complains. I press my cold toes to his warm calf, and grin in satisfaction when he yelps.

“I mean, I know they have thoughts,” I continue, “but do they have thoughts? Are they capable of being like ‘oh hey this lady penguin is well fit, i think i’d like to–’” 

“Baz what the fuck?” 

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[femslashy]

"Bloody hell Simon, how did you get into my room?" Penny yelled

“I opened the door?” I don’t understand why she looks so shocked. 

“It was locked.” She says slowly, and softer this time. “You shouldn’t have been able to open it because it was locked.”

“Are–are you sure?” I ask, trying to keep my voice steady. She nods, and suddenly everything feels like it’s too much. Is it back?

Is my magic back?

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[femslashy]

"Tell me your secret."

“My secret?” I echo.

“Yeah. I told you mine, ‘sonly fair.”

I take a deep breath, and he starts to look nervous. 

“Snow,” I say, very seriously, “I regret to inform you that I like Evanescence. Unironically.”

And then he hits me in the face with a pillow.

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[femslashy]

"What the fuck Snow?"

He blinks at me slowly, arm still raised. I want to reach for him, pull him close and find out what’s happening.

“Just tell me what’s wrong, Simon.” I plead.

Snow looks confused. “What makes you think something’s wrong?”

“You’re eating raisin scones.”

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[femslashy]

Uuhm,aahh..But..Baz,how do I,I mean,where do I..

“A little to the left, Snow.” I say.

“Here?”

“No, a little more…”

“Here?”

my breath hitches, and I nod. I watch as he carefully fits the puzzle piece. It is almost complete. It is beautiful.

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[femslashy]

Fic starter "hey are you ticklish"

“I will spell your fucking hands off, Snow.”

“I just asked a ques–”

“I will leave. I will leave right now and I will leave you and–” I flinch as Simon’s hands sneak under my shirt and up my sides. I feel…nothing.

I feel nothing. Oh.

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[femslashy]

''Why are you wearing a dress, Snow?''

I frown at my reflection. “It’s not a dress,” I say insistently, but the longer I look the more convinced I become that Baz is right. At first glance it’d seemed like a really long shirt, and I look good in it, but it’s a dress. 

I need to stop raiding Penny’s closet.

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