#5secondsofcauliflower

[calumsfightclub]

hii can I have a ship? and my joke is.. what did the clock do when it got hungry? it went back four seconds! HA HA HA get it? :-) ok maybe not

dayum this is hard. bake brownies with cake bcs i know we’ll fail and we all end up ordering pizza instead ahhhaa

boyfriend: ashton bcs you two can be loud together

best friend: michael

crush: calum

theme song: crazy love by mindy gledhill

polyvore set you didnt say a scenario soz :c

want this?

[calgasms]

I nominate fknmichael for favourite Michael girl :-)

Reblog/like this post if you want fknmichael to win Favourite Michael Girl xx

Enter my blog awards

[eversleepingriv]

hii can I have a ship? I ship you with Michael hehe and my question is top 3 movies? :-)

AHHHHH OKAY THANK YOU!!!!!!! My top 3 movies are The Princess Bride, Mulan and The Breakfast Club

Ship: Michael because I feel like he would try and be the tough guy when it comes to getting rid of bugs in the house but internally he'd be like shaking and shit because ew bugs and you'd laugh once he got rid of it because he'd yelp and yeah

Ship name: Richael

Best friend: Ashton

Blurb: What I Like About You

Okay so I know this is technically a cover but eh, so one of the things you'd love to do is press kisses on his neck and whisper in his ear whenever you're cuddling and he's distracted so he'd be all like "babe stoooop." and when you did stop he'd be all "babe why'd you stop?" and it would be the cutest thing ever I cry. 

That was absolute crap I'm sorry. 

~Becca xx

[forevermashton]

5secondsofcauliflower mssg me fast.

[ohdamncalum-blog]

I was tagged by fckme-clifford

You can tell a lot about someone by the music they listen to. Hit shuffle on your iPod/iPhone/iTunes media player and write down the first 10 songs. Then pass this down to 10 people.

5 Seconds of Summer - End Up Here

5 Seconds of Summer - Heartbreak Girl

Jordin Sparks ft. Chris Brown - No air

Ryan Leslie - Swiss Francs

Kendrick Lamar ft. Drake - Poetic Justice

Beyoncé - Smash Into You

Drake - Come Thru

Yellow Claw ft. Rochelle - Shotgun

Ryan Leslie - Something that I like 

Chris Brown - Say Goodbye

I tag: 5secondsofcauliflower, flannelcal, spankingcalum, pikacalum, englishaffair, educashton, akalashton, zombiesthatswhat, cakememashton, iirwincuddles

[flippiniall]

hiii! I'm not sure if you're still doing ships but if you are.. can I have one? my name is Ruth and I'd like to have a 5sos ship! :-) it's okay if you don't do this though :-)

hi babe! sure :))

Calum: not really // compatible // perfect match wow

Luke: not really // compatible // perfect match wow

Mike: not really // compatible // perfect match wow

Ashton: not really // compatible // perfect match wow

Ships from long time ago :))

[zombiesthatswhat]

hiii can I have a ship? hahaha how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it! heh heh get it? btw high five for somewhat the same name :-)

OMG CAN WE PLEASE BE FRIENDS?!

5sos ship: clifford | hemmings | hood | irwin

5sos BFF: clifford | hemmings | hood | irwin

5sos brother: clifford | hemmings | hood | irwin

5sos FWB: clifford | hemmings | hood | irwin

Comments: well, I already knew I’d like you because of the name. but i also think you seem very chill and we are into a lot of the same things. let’s be friends.

Fake Tweet:

ships, ships, ships

[ohdamncalum-blog]

I was tagged by akalashton :*

Basics….
 1. Name - Lynn 
2. Birthday – December 1st 3. Favorite number(s) – 7 and 13 
4. Height - 5'3 :( 
5. Talents – procrastinating, eating and sports 6. Can you juggle? – No, never let me juggle bc you'll regret it lol 
7. Art/Sports/Both – I think both 8. Do you like writing? – I could write a piece about how much I love writing, 9. Do you like dancing? – yes, I've been dancing for almost 11 years now! 10. Do you like singing? – yessss

Fantasize…
 1. DREAM VACATION- Just me and my best friend on the beach all day long  
2. Dream guy/gal – I love tall, bonde guys with green eyes (Calum is an exception really), sporty, good humor and uh idk I have a thing for guys who are confident.  3. Dream wedding – Just me and my fam and friends, throwing a good party. Nothing big, just a day I'll rememer forever. 4. Dream pet - A QUOKKA OMG 5. Dream job – professional badminton player or a singer

Music… 
1. Favorite song – currently obsessed with Close as strangers 2. Favorite Album – Less is more by Ryan leslie I think 3. Last song you’ve heard on the radio – I have no clue actually 
4. Least favorite song – CALL ME MAYBE OH MY GOD 5. Least favorite album – Journals by Justin Bieber 6. Least favourite artist – Ariana grande sorry

Preference…
 1. Guys/Girls/Both - I'm into boys but if you're a girl and you're hot, I don't have a problem with it.


2. Hair color – I've always had a thing for blonde guys but Calum you're one fine lad

3. Eye color – Green or really really dark eyes 4. Humorous/serious? - both 5. Taller/Shorter - Taller 
6. Biggest turn off –  smoking and bad breath 7. Biggest turn on – well-groomed looks and if you smell really really nice

I tag: 5secondsofcauliflower, notpunkenoughmikey, friesos, thelippiercing, educashton and really anyone who wants to do this :)