#5sosclifforrd

[muketrash]

luke, michael, calum

UGHDSUFHG THIS SUCKS

husband - michael

best friend - calum

brother - luke 

//Send me the names of 3 men and I’ll tell you who I want as my husband, best friend, and brother//

[muketrash]

hey loser !!

THANK U MAIA :’)

//no more!//

[mukes]

HEY BIRTHDAY TWIN happy birthday, hope it's a great day! :-)

thank you!! & happy birthday to you too I hope your day was great 😌💖

[muketrash]

i love michael; i say that more than 20 times a day tbh

same !!!!!!!! hes literally the cutest human i wanna fight him !!!!!

//LETS TALK ABOUT MICHAEL//

[muketrash]

i followed you because of your url actually !! muke + trash (aka me) so i was like "yep, this is it"

AW OMG THANK YOU IM GLAD YOU LOVE MUKE AS MUHC AS ME :))))

//anon or not tell me why you followed me//

[floralmike]

M A I A

Milkshake flavor: chocolate Available: yes, forever and always Ice cream flavor: either chocolate or cookies and cream Available: still yes, it’s never going to change lol 

ps- sorry this is so late, i went out last night 

[muketrash]

hi !!!

my mother told me I should go and get some therapy, I asked the doctor, "can you find out what is wrong with me?”

and i swear that you dont have to go, i thought we could wait for the fireworks

walkin after dark in the new york city park, your thoughts are so unholy in the holiest of holes

hey you always seem to catch me when im lying, about the stupidest of things

everything is awesome!!!! everything is cool when you’re part of a team

//send me hi//

[socalpeach]

"It's a cow, Luke." - Ashton Irwin

wow what nerd says that 

ship: irwin clifford hood hemmings

random hook up:  irwin clifford hood hemmings

club buddy:  irwin clifford hood hemmings

secret admirer:  irwin clifford hood hemmings

who’s the little spoon:  you/him

the sappy one:  you/him

the cook:  you/him

the sassy one:  you/him

the one who cries at lion king:  you/him

SHIPS MAN