i dont give a fuck whether 5sos have groupies or not like if they wanna put their dinky-doo in someones hoo-ha then good for them, like congrats at least someones getting laid.
my problem is with the girls claiming to be their groupies. now listen up. this is my argument against the whole groupies shit like..
1, it iS NOT CONFIRMED SO YOU ALL NEED TO CALM DOWN.
2, not that im against any of them getting a girlfriend; but i bet if you had to pick one you would rather they had groupies than girlfriends right? (i personally dgaf but whatever)
3, these girls dont have any proof. "but some have pictures" you say? let me remind you of a little thing called photoshop, im not saying they are all photoshopped, but im saying i HIGHLY DOUBT THEY ARE ALL REAL I MEAN ARE U SRS HERE.
4, do you really think the boys have time for all those groupies? i am pretty sure that between, touring, perfomances, interviews, photoshoots, premoting, meet & greets, recording ect ect.. that they wouldn't have time to have sex all the time with desperate girls okay.
5, leT ME JUST REMIND YOU THAT UP UNTIL RECENTLY ONE OF THE BOYS *cough* mama's boy luke *cough* HAD THEIR MOTHER ON TOUR WITH THEM LIKE YES I AM POSITIVE THEY HAD GROUPIES JUST HANGING AROUND THEM AND THEIR MUMS LIKE "yes hi mum this is [insert name here], i just finished banging her. would you like to shake hands???" YEAH BC IM SURE THATS HOW IT WENT DOWN RIGHT?
6, i would just like to point out how pathetic the girls that are making these claims are. they go out of their way for attention and followers. they make up these stupid lies and tell the world. do you know how many 5sos groupie twitter accounts their are that tell you who these 'groupies' are and when/how/why they hooked up? its absolutely ridiculous!
7, i would also like to point out that a; if you had any respect for the Fam, you would go blabing to everyone about your apparent 'hook up' with the boys. and b; im a little dissapointed in these girls tbh, wouldnt you think they would have enough respect for themselves to not tell everyone who they were getting with like????!??!!!
there was one girl i saw sent a DM to one of these 'groupies' asking her about it. she replied saying
"i did not hook up with the boys, but they paid me $1000 to say i did, which i put towards my college fees of course. calum and luke went off and did sexual stuff together, and ashton and michael watched which was a little weird"
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS. THATS THE BIGGEST LIE IVE EVER HEARD. THEY ARE NOT GAY AND I WILL BE PISSED AS FUCK IF PEOPLE START SAYING THEY ARE LIKE WE DID WITH LARRY. [im not homophobic or anything, i am all for gay marriage and all that so please dont think im being a bitch; i just dont think they're gay NBD] AND ALSO, THEY AREN'T RICH SO SAYING THEY PAID YOU A GRAND IN CASH TO 'PRETEND' TO BE A GROUPIE IS THE STUPIDEST THING IVE EVER HEARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE OMF THEY AREN'T MADE OF MONEY THEY SAID SO THEMSELVES THAT THEY DONT HAVE ALOT OF MONEY LIKE OTHER BANDS SO JUST SHUT YOUR MOUTH BC WHEN YOU SPEAK YOU LOWER THE IQ OF EVERYONE IN THE ROOM OKOKOK you idiot im laughing my ass off lol ur st0000pid.