THETHY BAEKHYUN??? THTATIONONEYEAR?? WHO ARE YOU??? WHY ARE YOU LIKE THITH?? I AM CONFUTHED?? WHY?? WHY NOT THETHYTHEHUN????? -thehun
AWWWWWW MY WITTLE BABY THEHUNNIE SO YOUNG AND PURE. Do not be confused or afraid young grasshopper, one is not born with sexiness (unless you're talking about me that is because sexiness is me pffft I mean have you seen my face? And my fingers and my neck veins and I know you've been looking at my thighs-)
Anyway, the sexiness will come to you, I am sure my wittle maknae. I mean you're actually already doing quite well! Fangirls love that poker stoner face that you always put on and they're just drooling over your collarbones (even though I'm pretty sure mine are better sorry maknae). Just give them little hints of it though, too much of a good thing will turn bad and it's the teases that get them the most. Trust hyung, I know best ;)
Run along now wittle one, hyung has fangirls to murder with my sexiness. Oh, and don't believe that little brat Jongin, I, not him, am in charge of sexiness on exoplanet.