#6-9 posts

[matthews-69]

The only thing keeping me sane these days <3

[matthews-69]

Uh...hi. I'm not really sure what I'm doing on this app.

I'm Paul 69.

Yes. 69. Go ahead and laugh.

I'm one of the many clones of Paul Matthews made by CCRP, and after realizing that there were other clones here on Tumblr, I thought that maybe I should give this place a shot.

...wait, I'm supposed to do some facts about myself, right?

Pronouns: He/Him

Sexuality: Aroace

Names I'm okay with: Paul 69, 69, Sine, Matt/Mathew

I probably have autism, but I've never been officially diagnosed.

I definitely have anxiety. (Also have never been officially diagnosed)

I work at Starbucks. If you've ever seen the guy who looks like Paul with the name "Mathew Paulton" taking your order...that's me.

I have a pet rat! Her name is Rattimus and I love her very much!

Also if you work for CCRP, please don't tell the higher-ups I'm here. I don't want to go back to the basement-

[OOC UNDER THE CUT :3]

Yo, what's up! It's ya boy Joey (or Disaster) from @multi-fandomdisaster back at it again with another OC rp blog!

Let's jump straight into the ground rules:

NO NSFW!!! All that kind of stuff makes me INCREDIBLY uncomfortable, so please refrain from explicit content! Anything explicit sent in will be ignored and deleted. That being said, dirty jokes are allowed!!! (this is a character with "69" in his name. I'd almost be disappointed if someone didn't end up making a joke about it /silly) If you're unsure if something would be taken as explicit or not, don't be afraid to message me privately and ask!

Hatchetfield-general triggering topics may be brought up. I will try to tag anything potentially triggering with "tw: [insert trigger]" as best as I can, but I might forget at times. PLEASE let me know if you'd like me to add a trigger tag! I want y'all to stay safe out there!!!

Any of 69's dialogue will look like this, while rp direction will look [like this]. All ooc stuff will be written in red and found under the tag #Disaster says stuff

And speaking of tags, here's what the tagging system will look like:

General in-character posts: #6-9 posts

Rp replies: #6-9 responds

OOC posts: #Disaster says stuff

(I would have made it "#69 posts" & "#69 responds", but it turns out that if you put the number "69" in the tags of a post, Tumblr immediately assumes your post is explicit and throws it into the void, never to be seen again, so that's fun lmao)

If you have any ooc questions about the character, don't be afraid to send an ask here or at my main account! I'm always happy to talk about my silly little guy lol

If I ever stop responding to an rp, don't take it personally. My motivation comes in waves, and sometimes I just literally cannot come up with a response. Sorry if I ever leave you hanging! 😅

And with all of that, I hope you have fun and have a great day!!! :D

[matthews-69]

Yeah...so it's come to my attention that I've apparently been spelling "Matthews" wrong for my entire life???

You know, you'd think I'd be able to spell the name of the guy I was cloned after-

Idk why I thought it only had one "t"...

[matthews-69]

God, what is WRONG with me?

I made this account with the purpose of meeting people and reconnecting with the family I abandoned due to paranoia, and of course I go and get paranoid again and fucking ghost everyone for an entire fucking month.

I'm so sorry. I'm trying to get better at this. I really am.

[matthews-69]

Verdict on The Book of Mormon: ...better than I expected.

The singing was...singing. It's a bit hard for me to suspend my disbelief enough to feel like people randomly bursting out into song is a normal occurrence in any universe, but...I did really enjoy the story. The characters were charming and the tale was well-told. In the end...I'd say I overall generally enjoyed my time watching The Book of Mormon!

There were...more raunchy jokes than I was expecting. And based on the fact that I picked up on them being numerous really says something I feel.

...I will say, it probably helped that I had a seat at the edge of the row. If I'd had people on both sides of me, I would have been incredibly anxious and paranoid the whole time. Having a way to easily get out of there definitely made it easier to actually focus on and enjoy the show. Honestly, the idea of sitting there and being trapped in a musical? That sounds like my own personal hell.

But yeah! The Book of Mormon was surprisingly good in my opinion!

[matthews-69]

Well, I did say I'd go see a musical eventually.

I'll let you guys know what I think when it's over.

[matthews-69]

I know it's a bit late in the day/night, but Merry Christmas to those who celebrate!