Lettuce Die
How interested they are in having sex with them:
hELL FUCKING YEAH LETS DO THIS SHIT!!! i think we already DID this shit??? but that was weird ass candy bullshit sO LETS DO THIS SHIT PROPER I GUESS
How much they would pay (or have to be paid) to have sex with them:
lmao no need for payement but like. i sure would take some freaky taxidermy or something
If they would rather bottom or top them:
i literally couldnt care less??? whatever hes up to really
How good they think they would be:
EXCELLENT OF COURSE
well i mean in all seriousness wed probably just awkwardly slobber all over each other but thats fun too
If they’d prefer kitchen counter, wall, or shower sex with them:
i see these options but how about like a huge pillow pile or sth
If they’d fuck, have sex, or make love:
ffffuck i gues??????
If they were going to make it a threesome, the third person they’d pick:
traco i guess??? yeah that sounds like a fun time
If they think there’s ever a possibility that it would happen:
if we ever actually move our lazy asses??? sure why not
