69!dsaf fact of the day!!!!!
dave sits like l lawliet and jack thinks its fucking stupid.

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69!dsaf fact of the day!!!!!
dave sits like l lawliet and jack thinks its fucking stupid.
69!dsaf fact of the day FINALLY!!!!!!
jack has that fuckass 2000's chibi artstyle. thats rite.
69!dsaf takes place in 2004 now, yeahyuh!! not like it changes anything besides.... the years!! anyway he only draws like that cus the idea of a psychopathic, psicosis-indulced, lunatical, sadistic orange motherfucker (since 69!dsafs canon jack is LEGACY jack) having a cuteass artstyle is FUNNY AHAHAHAH plus its not out of character for him since its mah OWN INTERPRETATION!!!!!!!!!
anyway heres how it looks like (featuring his horrible skills at spelling)
oh also he made a stupid little drawing for daves birthday once uh here it is
he DID colour them im just too lazy
anyway i lobe his aetstule so much..... i might steal it! i kinda made it anyway
69!dave and 69!jack could be on the verge of fucking while jack is like "youre the best.. i cant wait to–" and then all of a sudden he goes "ohOH EWWW–DAVE!!" and dave is like "what the fuck is it now" and then its all because the little organs dave has left are kind of showing because he cant ever stitch himself and the process is traumatizing for him so
69!dave sucksssss but hes so me i wonder why.its why i made him get springlocked on a body part everytime he lost in the ucn-esque hell until he eventually got springlocked completely. im so creative right.
69!dsaf fact of the day!!!!!! unlike canon dave who has scotch and pizza for favorite foods, 69!dsaf has the fucking misconception as his favorite food!!(kebabs bro)
thats like. the only thing in his fridge anymore. along with pipers shitcolas
what if i told you. dave69 only has parents cuz one day. i was spinning around my ropm. listening to the fnf soundtrack and imagining dave as gf and jack as bf. henry was daddy dearest. but then i remembered dave had no mom other than this fan mom i had. who was a salamander. why the fuck would i make a salamander sing songs with such erotic titles? so i pictured a beautiful purple woman as the role of mommy mearest. and thats why dave69 has parents.
69!DSAF FACT OF THE DAY daves bio parents r called anderson afton and yvonne afton (nee. solanine) and anderson is 100% russian while yvonne is only 50% russian cuz the rest is eggplant
they met like on russia of course and they fell in love because of their very specific types and then he got her pregnant by accident lmao but uh shes always really wanted a kid and anderson fucking hated her for that but fuck it lel then william was born and then everything fell apart and thats why dave attempted suicide and got sent to a psych ward
69!dsaf fact of the day!! they all look the age they died (soul or corpse—what-fuckin-ever). that means dees soul looks six, steven and peter WOULD look 20-30 something if their faces werent phones, and dave and jack look 20 something also!! in da corpses, you only know theyre aging cuz.. well.. theyre rotting!!
"is this an excuse to draw dave and jack hot" yes i dont know how to draw ugly people and also i dont know how to draw grown men