#dsaf69

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i drew teenage dave..... aka william. da boy witj too much hatred in his little heart (that he will soon lose)

excuse me for the horrible shading i am lazy as fuck and just wanted sumthin to draw!! plus his schools uniform SUCKS!!!!!!

i lobe him hes my babey

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69!dsaf fact of the day!!!!!

dave sits like l lawliet and jack thinks its fucking stupid.

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before i go though have springbonnies theme!!

mannn he was a cruel fuckerrr thank you dave for killing him!

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alright, fellow few fans!! here goes a list of all the canon things in dsaf69 (aka my au)—some of which will have the year they happened—so you guys know EXACTLY what this fuckass au of mine is!! i wont include what happened in the original games, since most of you already know what happened. ill only include the things that happened in my au/are from my au.

questions about the list? thats ok. ask me everfin...........

EVENTS

* dave's parents fucking existing for once (both born in 1925, stopped being relevant to the story after 1963, when dave began living with henry)

* "dave lived with henry??" daves father and henry were sorta friends, lel. dave always saw henry as an uncle, but after he began living with henry, he began seeing him as a father due to how much better henry treated him compared to his dad (again, 1963)

* peter leaving his siblings to live in denver simply because he was unhappy as fuck, even though jack was too young and much of an idiot to do take care of her properly (1970. peter in my au is a huuuge asshole, though the tamest of all jerks!)

* jack and dee adopted a kitten after dee pratically BEGGED for one. they named her ms. whiskers (1972. means sparky had a buddy!)

* after dee died, she first possessed fredbear and began haunting fredbears family diner with the help of a character of mine, the soul possessing springbonnie (1973)

* springbonnie was the one who stuffed jack in the spare fredbear suit (1973)

* the security puppet was actually a thing for quite a while. dee didnt want to be that ugly, fatass yellow bear for too long and began possessing the puppet, thus trapping her inside of it forever; exactly henry's plan (1973)

* brad cherries, another fellow character of mine, buying freddys fazbenders (1975)

* the chromatic-class war (1976-1983)

* brad buying fredbears family diner (1983)

* jack actually created sullygee to test his technician skills. gone terribly wrong (1985)

* springbonnie generates the ucn hell for dave (animatronics include himself, godred, music man, sullygee... all of those creepy dipshits (1990-2000))

* eventually, he uses himself (the suit) to springlock the aubergine man (2000)

* locks dave in the ucn hell once again, this time with davetrap (still not green, but obviously rotting) as an addition (2001)

* davetrap escapes some-fucking-how (2003)

* in the void, henry gets so fucking bored he begins reading homestuck because he has literally nothing else to do, keeping up with its updates n shit (2009-2016)

* davetrap comes back after being killed by jacktrap and avenges himself by snapping his neck throughly roughly, commits suicide because everything about his life would suck aaasss if he kept living like this/after that (2023)

* henry tries reading homestuck: beyond canon. relatively hates it. reads the epilogues. fucking loathes it (2023. he only heard about those IN 2023 LMAOOO)

THINGS I ADDED TO THE CHARACTERS

JACK

* relatively weak. fredbear's glory wasn't enough to fix jack's severely injuried body, and he grew weaker as time passed. he stopped getting weak after a while, though. how he killed fredbear while being so malnourished? idfk he has his ways

* albeit the fact hes legacy jack in-au, his personality traits werent completely erased. sure, hes scary as fuck, but hes still childish as heck when he wants to be

* intersexual YAY

* has always sucked at expressing his emotions

* his soullessness DOES make him nearly emotionless

* hair.

DAVE

* 60% eggplant and 40% human. his ma was the perfect hybrid of eggplants and humans (50%, 50%) and his father was just some russian asshole

* is only able to read jack's shitty writing/typing, but not anything written/typed in a way a that's actually readable

* ACTUALLY afraid of cactus-clowns. like. TERRIFIED. TREMENDOUSLY SO. the reason is unknown

* trANSGEDER!!

* not as malnourished as canon dave is, since he ACTUALLY has parents (not had. those fuckos are still alive!!). he has the average body for a male, i spose. i mean. despite the titties

* not all that emotional at all. though he WOULD cry for the stupidest reasons, like being stuck with a cactus-clown on a white padded room, or killing jack (vro thats your fault but ok????)

* tremendously, absolutely snarky as fuck

* haiiir.

* chronic insomnia. once he FINALLY falls asleep, youll only be able to wake him up by throwing a chair on his face

* like, forty times more mentally ill than canon dave will ever be, somehow

DEE

* a tomboy. with a guy like jack raising her? she's probably one of those tomboys who love pink, cute things but are still tough as hell

* gave up on saving those kids eventually. i mean, it took her darn 14 years of trying so hard and she failed, of course she'd give up!

* speaks using jack's awful, almost vulgar vocabulary. again, HE raised her anyway

* loves loves LOVES cats a lot, which is why jack and dee adopted ms. whiskers in the first place

* strangled dave thrice

* she lacks the blush in her mask.

PETER

* thinks hes responsible, but is actually an asshole. all he did was send some money to jack occasionally so he could take care of dee, but he barely ever visited them. didnt even visit dee on her BIRTHDAY, apparently.

STEVEN

* doesnt regret anything he did at all. as a matter of fact, hes only PRETENDING.

BLACKJACK

* only uses his siblings as an excuse for everything he did, and doesnt actually care about them at all.

HENRY

* he fucking likes homestuck.

NARRATOR

* hes an ACTUAL being despite being an disembodied voice in jacks head. imagine an invisible man wearing glasses......./ref

as you guys can see, theyre ALL ASSHOLES. I MADE THEM ALL ASSHOLES, DEAL WITH ITTTTT

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69!dsaf fact of the day FINALLY!!!!!!

jack has that fuckass 2000's chibi artstyle. thats rite.

69!dsaf takes place in 2004 now, yeahyuh!! not like it changes anything besides.... the years!! anyway he only draws like that cus the idea of a psychopathic, psicosis-indulced, lunatical, sadistic orange motherfucker (since 69!dsafs canon jack is LEGACY jack) having a cuteass artstyle is FUNNY AHAHAHAH plus its not out of character for him since its mah OWN INTERPRETATION!!!!!!!!!

anyway heres how it looks like (featuring his horrible skills at spelling)

oh also he made a stupid little drawing for daves birthday once uh here it is

he DID colour them im just too lazy

anyway i lobe his aetstule so much..... i might steal it! i kinda made it anyway

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in 69!DSAF jack isnt FUCKING STUPID and was well aware that THE TWITCHING ROBOTS WITH PHOTO-NEGATIVE EYES had SOULS on them.... therefore if there was a 69!dsaf edition of dsaf, the "YIFF THE FOX" option wouldnt exist as soon as foxy got possessed by andrew, because 69!jack is SMART!!!!!!!

also dsaf fact of the day! springbonnie drowned dave in a ballpit once! he didnt die, but it was traumatizing having to stay in that same position with an animatronic's BLOODY hand on your head, for two hours or so! "what. what ballpit. did fredbear's have a ballpit in 69!dsaf." no, springbonnie stole it

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(If you´re willing to answer asks in character)

(Flipside) Yo Dave, what do you think of that Puppet that´s with you? (Not willingly)

dave: "well, i s'pose it wouldn't be fair if i hated her and her stupid fucking noodle limbs. i DID kill her after all, didn't i?"

dave: "i'm not the typa guy that'd be fair with shit, though! so yes, i hate her and her stupid fucking noodle limbs! THAT'S what i think!"

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69!dsaf fact of the

jack is a fuckin nutjob so he ALWAYS ends up talking to the narrator out loud, even when hes the only one who can hear him!!

you could be talking to him, yea? then the narrator would suggest something and hed go "shut up i am NOT doing that" and youd be "huh" and hed go "sorry haha my dumbfuck narrator is saying shit"

godred i love69!jack