My first thought and every one since...
I heard about the baby daddy drama. I had a doc appt, went to mow a yard, drove to pick up my daughter from work, and then she texts me...“Check tumblr WTF”. I scrolled a few posts that mention Louis is going to be a daddy and, I shit you not, the first thought that came to my head was...This is how they’re gonna come out. It will be tabloid hell and then his team will say that there’s no way this baby is his because he is in fact gay.
Now for every one since.
I don’t believe any of this. Too much doesn’t add up. Until I see confirmation of a DNA test on Maury I won’t believe it. And even then, I’ll swear a sample was stolen and reused. Freakier things have been done to get yourself impregnated.
Let’s just go with the pregnant version for giggles and why I don’t believe.
1) He like dick. 2) They were always drunk out of the club. Drunk dick don’t work too good. 3) He just met the girl. You don’t know where that has been. 4) She don’t know him or his music and she’s going to do the nasty with said stranger who is newly single and supposedly bedding everyone across several continents without making him glove up? Is she not a safety girl? If not...then this baby could belong to any Tom, Dick, or Harry.
Now for the myriad of scratch-my-head thoughts. In no particular order. Let me preface by saying, I think this is 100% a 1DHQ run/sanctioned/planned stunt.
No team is going to let their boy band member’s image get tarnished like this. They OWN his image. They would have paid off/silenced a mystery blonde from the club with no problem. They would have kept her out of the spotlight. If intent on being a public pregnancy we would have seen the lovely couple turn up all over the place in the spotlight as a couple and months down the road they would announce they’re expecting their bundle of joy who would be born 2 months premature to make dates correct.
They would not be announcing an oops pregnancy right off the bat by saying they’re just friends. That makes Louis look like an irresponsible horny 16 yr old. Not the businessman Louis with a Sony imprint label that they have been pushing. Image is everything. That’s how you sell the perfume and the toothbrushes and all. Image is money.
Those girls were pushed as being on dates from day one in the tabloids. Date 1...Date 2...Date 3...Mystery Blonde exposed with new tabloid article showing her name and history. All along they kept pushing that hand holding crap in every article when all you had to do was look at the picture in zoom and see they aren’t. He even moved out of the seat beside her to sit up front with Calvin.
We all got the drunk club shots but if they were dating we could have gotten a meal out shot or a rolled up car window with them heading out. I mean, we got the monkey shot shoved in our face. Why didn’t they use Louis looking like a caring dad to Eli with Briana instead of the drunk pap shots? So planned.
Why was social media private...then public...then deleted? I spent the evening after the family dinner ‘brother’ picture looking at Briana’s mom’s IG. I mentioned to my kid that there was no connection to Louis whatsoever but better had looked now cause that stuff disappears. Sure enough. All their accounts gone.
I remember when the little boy with Louis pic came out, I was asking for sources. Zip. Just an update posting it out of nowhere. Slowly we got the Briana’s brother from her mothers acct story. THEN...like a week later we mysteriously get a little girl with Louis again no source. Same place same time. To me the girl looked like maybe Ashley’s little sister. You know, blonde #2 that was doing Oli.
Combine this with Anons talking babies weeks ago and Mom’s liking baby accts. The dates make no sense. Supposedly Louis has flown back for all ultrasound appts. My math is as follows.
Louis arrived in LA May 3rd. Clubbing at Argyle on the 5th had pap pictures with her. (He went out on the 7th to the Supperclub and while we had girl pics there were no Briana that i recall.) On the 9th we saw the mass pap frenzy with Liam included. May 10th was the Snoop Dog Party. The media pushed these at us like dates. By the 3rd one they were giving us all her credentials. They had found the mystery girl and knew all about her.
So their 3 “dates” were the 5th, 9th and 10th. Even if she uses the 5th as the conception date, her due date would be Jan 26th. Louis flew back on the 2nd and left LA on the 4th. This would not even be one month from conception. Now ultrasounds aren’t always performed routinely, but if she’s claiming to have had a couple (they used the plural in the stories...flew for all the ultrasounds) then this baffles me.
Some get one in the first trimester, but usually if there is an issue. An ectopic pregnancy, bleeding, or if fear of nonviable fetus they will check the heart. Hearts can be seen clearly around the 2nd month. I can’t imagine having a planned ultrasound less than 4 weeks from doing the deed.
Usually one is done 9-14 weeks to check for Down’s Syndrome but she seems quite young for that one.
Around 20+ weeks is when they’ll do a full scan to check anatomy. Measure bones and what not.
BTW that ultrasound don’t tell you who the daddy is. And a girl that sleeps with you on a first meeting probably ain’t at her first rodeo.
Because we got a no comment from 1DHQ, I can imagine they want to get their moneys worth from this stunt. Denials put an end to the chatter. Remember what the last Louis denial was? One the exact day Louis was flying to LA to start the LA girl saga, we got a rep denial cleaning up the UK girl saga. Alcohol...weed...ecstasy...sex...and the rep only denied the sex. I remember WorshippedLove questioning it.
http://ifwethinkandwishandhopeandpray.tumblr.com/post/117994320191/worshippedlove-i-cant-help-my-analytical-heart
People Mag has been who we’ve said will probably get the CO exclusive. They get these types of stories by either holding back stories (as in the Ben/Jen divorce) or printing what the clients want. This seems like the latter.
Everyone picked up and many had detailed added stories all about Larry history. They gave the baby story as believed by the Larrie directioners. They gave us more Larry and less Baby in some of the media. Think about it. Wouldn’t you want to inform the masses a little about how THE FANS think the boys have been together for 5 yrs so that when this BS story gets shot down and the CO is around the corner...1DHQ can act ignorant, say the boys led private lives, and who knew, I guess the fans were right. You know...they never saw it onstage so how were they to know. Oh those sneaky boys...we respected their privacy. When we all know the truth, but a CO is not about the truth. Brush it under the rug and talk about the weather...or about that new CD that’s about to drop or the tour or anything to distract.
Like I said...every thought. I’m usually the only one reading these so they’re my reference points back.
Tomorrow should be interesting. It won’t be ignored if they don’t confirm or deny. Fans will yell, throw things, and have signs that Liam won’t be able to read.
I can’t believe they had Harry doing fanservice at a concert tonight. That couldn’t have been pleasant.
