May 8, 2025
Did everyone hear the huge news from Rome today? Yes that's right: Harry Styles popped up outside Vatican City! He was doing, you know, normal stuff: watching a shaft waiting for it to blow (...smoke obviously, what did you think you perv??), while wearing a hat reading "techno is my boyfriend." RIP Pope Francis, you would have loved saying unprintable slurs about that pairing! But will HS4 really be telling us we should be at the club, or is this just another fake relationship? Only time will tell...
#SURPRISE BITCH#see the problem I have is that at least once a week I will see something one of them has done#and my brain will just automatically spit it back out in this format just fully formed sentences with nowhere to go#but this might be the funniest thing he's done in years and I simply cannot be quiet about it#and what the hell its my blog I do what I want#harry styles#8-5-25#allessandro's hat apparently or a matching one to his#forrest gump ass harry look out... HE IS IN THERE
