#8-6-16

[offtheriverwinterbridge]

My dads leaving.

[comicseasickness]

pirate ninja warrior setting had a huge tumor like ulcer on my right upper lip, it hurt twisted it until it fell off, looked like a huge chunk of meat it broke off into little bits poppa was there nicholas c. was there, luke was there

[ifwethinkandwishandhopeandpray]

The Dark Larrie in me sees Harry in a Jimi Hendrix shirt and immediately goes to research what it could mean. This is what I see...

“In 1957, while helping his father with a side-job, Hendrix found a ukulele amongst the garbage that they were removing from an older woman's home. She told him that he could keep the instrument, which had only one string.” ~~Wikipedia  

I know it’s wikipedia...I know people saw more than one string...but this shit freaks me out!

[rjalker]

In other news Babras’ babies are doing GREAT

And I just started cuttings from Nike in Perlite, since it works so stupidly awesome with the strawberries.

[future-world-dictator]

I'm in another mood rn and I'm sorry but I need to not talk to people or have to do anything for the next... Idek how long, sorry friends

[noodzandnarwhals]

I kissed a boy

From South Africa last night. His shirt was black and said "AESTHETIC" in big white letter and he was v cute. We had to leave so I stood up, walked over to him sitting on the arm of the couch, grabbed his face and said "is it just me or have you been eyeing me all night?" He goes "I've been eyeing you all night". (In that cute fucking accent of his). So I made out with him real quick. Patted the side of his face, And said "come on, Em. Let's go." And left. What a fuckin time to be alive, man.