Bienvenue From Hell, Mon Amour - Ralph Anderson x Reader Drabble (The Outsider)
đ Happy Halloween! đ
Authorâs Note: Hereâs a five second fic idea I got Tuesday night... So you do get a Halloween themed fic after all! Eh... This trailer is giving me so much anxiety I just needed to get this one out of my system... đŹ In the words of Shakira, from whom my title is borrowed, Iâm in âanxious anticipationâ No lyrics today, weâre going straight in!  Disclaimer: As before, Iâm never going to do justice to Stephen King, I just love the characterâs so much that Iâll just try my best...! / Once again Iâve read the book Iâm allowed to do this, but Iâm always gonna advise spoilers before the show comes out. / AU set with no Derek or Jeannie. Premise: Hot on the heels of a suspect, this house (and your partner) are about to test a lot more than just your nerve...
Words: 2035
Warnings: Potential âThe Outsiderâ Spoilers
______ The house stood alone in the middle of the field; grass overgrown on both sides and the remoteness - including trek up here made it almost impossible to reach by car. And you were pretty grumpy by the time you reached it. This place looked one âWelcome To Hellâ sign away from a Supernatural episode. Something else your partner borderline refused to watch with you. âIs there a reason we had to do this in the middle of the night?!â You hissed to your two companions.  Ralph and Yune looked to each other - smiles twitching on their lips, you could tell they were both itching to laugh out loud. Considering the circumstances, they decided against it. âWell, Y/N...â Ralph folded his arms, speaking softly âYou wanna catch the guy donât you?â â...â You narrowed your eyes at him âYes.â âAlright then we have the warrant, we search the house! Time is of the essence-!â âWhat - we just gonna knock on the door?!â You indicated âThere are no lights on!â They looked at each other again; âWe have a warrant, weâll just force it.â Yune gave a shrug like it was the obvious answer; You rolled your eyes; ugh men! Turns out you did have to force the door, and it creaked open in an unnecessarily creepy way. You shivered; âLook I know itâs October 31st but seriously-!?â Ralph smacked your arm to get you to shut up and switched on his flashlight. The three of you listened for a minute, but there wasnât a sound. You all exchanged looks before agreeing to step inside. Yune tried the light switch, âNo power...â âFantastic...â That left the two of you also reaching for your flashlights to follow detective Andersonâs lead; âitâs almost like this house knows the date!â âMaybe itâs haunted.â âRalph!â He chuckled, it had never been something heâd thought about before. Funny how one case could completely change his perspective on the world. Placing his hands on his hips he turned to Yune, âI say we split... you take the upstairs, weâll take the down...â âAlright.â He agreed with a nod, âIf I find the power Iâll see if I can get that going...â Ralph gave a nod back âThanks. Be careful.â âAnd you two. Watch out for El Cuco, Y/N!â You wheeled around; âWill you two STOP!â  Ralph clamped a hand over your mouth and pressed a finger to his lips as the house creaked again. But that only led you to glare at him.  âAlright, he could still be here... Keep your arms close...â He pushed you gently through into the corridor, âCall if you need anything...â âFeel like youâre dealing with the problem for me, Ralph!â Yune couldnât help that last jab, which had you glaring at him next. But you knew the effect was lost in the gloomy house. âThis place is awful. Do people really live like this?â You visibly shivered, it was starting to give you the creeps. âApparently so?â Ralph kept close enough for his shoulder to brush yours, but you noticed he wasnât holding your hand just yet. Guess if you needed to spring into action it wouldnât really help. You liked the way your light beams occasionally crossed as you swept the house, and he could see that gentle smile even in the dark. You were such a sap sometimes. He almost pushed you, but decided you might crash into something, so he nudged you instead; âKeep it professional.â âOh. So I canât smile around you now?â âCertainly not, imagine what everyone would say!â But there was amusement in his voice that only had you smiling more. At least he was here; the eeriness of the house would probably be really getting to you if not. And it was so quiet, even your breathing seemed too loud. âUGH-!â You ran into another spiderweb and he had to watch you fight with it for a moment whilst still trying to stay quiet, âThis place is HELL!â Eventually you reached a room that even your flashlights couldnât penetrate. âWe need better torches...â He peered around, âNo, I think we just need to step inside.â You glanced at him from the other side of the doorway - there was no way in hell you were going in there first. âWell, youâre the most senior detective here.â Ralph rolled his eyes grabbing your arm, âAnd yet itâs your case!â He shoved you in, and you tripped on the threshold causing you to stumble with a yell. Then he couldnât hold his laugh in. âYeah! Very funny!â  That only made him laugh harder, so you unclipped your spare torch battery and chucked it at him. âOw! Geez-! You know thatâs FCPD property!! You better go find it now! Iâm not being responsible for you losing it!â âWell you are!â You pointed your light at his face and he had to shield his eyes; âNo way! You threw it at me! Now search the room and do your job, detective.â You lowered your beam to the floor and then up to the wall. âThis certainly looks like the kind of house a creepy murderer would live in.â âInnocent until evidence proves otherwise...â âDonât make me blind you again...â You swept the beam over the wall, âIâm definitely thinking this is murder.â âWell...â He leant against the door frame, âWhat do you see detective?â You were about to answer him when there was a loud bang and a second loud creak above you. You visibly jumped, and placed your hand over your heart. It was almost impressive that you didnât add a shriek. Ralph didnât. â...Itâs probably just Yune, itâs okay...â You looked across to him, opened your mouth and realised you might need a few more moments. He shook his head, âHow exactly did you become a detective?!â âDo you want me to find something else to throw at you-!? Shut up!â He grinned âTsk tsk! So feisty!â He liked that about you though; you were the hot headed impulsive one and you were a good foil to the way he was used to doing things. He learned a lot with you... You took a deep breath to focus on the wall again, but before you had a chance to answer him the room was suddenly thrown into excruciatingly bright light. âAH-!â That has you both covering your eyes. âFOUND THE LIGHTS-!â Yune called triumphantly from upstairs. âThanks Yune! We got it!â Ralph kept his head in his arm for a second until those spots disappeared â... Think you overdid it-!!â âOops! Sorry guys!â When you opened them again you realised that someone had got a little too creative with the fake blood, and shut off your torch. Ralphâs hands were on his hips, âWell, congratulations! You found your real crime scene!â You looked around. Yeah someone had got really creative. You knew this was supposed to be fun for Halloween but... this didnât even look realistic anymore. He pointed, âAh look, thereâs your battery...â you followed Ralphâs point and realised that it had rolled through a particularly sticky patch of blood, leaving another streak across the floor â...Compromising evidence Y/N, just... not a good start is it.â âShut up!!â Ralph was starting to think that was your favourite phrase of the evening. Yuneâs running footsteps announced him and his face appeared in the door way, âDid she find it in time?!â âShe did. Sort of. I might have had to push her in!â This was the little house that most CSIâs used for training. They had done it up especially for Halloween and you wanted to check it out. Ralph wanted in for a laugh and so had come up with an elaborate case for you to work on, based on what the forensics team had told him, and had given you until tonight to figure out the who and where. The time limit was find the room it happened in before the lights went on. So, heâd enlisted a little help from Yune to throw âImpossible Caseâ stories at you the whole way over here to up the ante. That left you with a good case of Halloween jitters. It wasnât funny when the monsters were realâŚÂ You placed your hands on your hips, much the same way he did, and Ralph figured you were beginning to pick up some of his habits. Heâd have to curb the enthusiasm just a bit. Like you hadnât been outed for idolising him enough... You peered around; glad at least for some light thrown on the situation, you didnât fancy the idea of stumbling around here in the dark now you know what befell you. You stepped carefully around the crime scene to retrieve your battery. Theyâd really overdone it on the fake spiderwebs, plastic body parts and been⌠liberal⌠with the fake blood. Even Ralph didnât think heâd seen it in this much of a state before now. Yune grinned as you grimaced at your coated battery, trying to find something to wipe it on, âYouâd love the back bedroom; fake skeletons just piled up everywhere. They should just open this as a haunted house, what do you think?â âYes.â âNO!â Your and Ralphâs views were as extreme as the way in which youâd answered. And your partner chuckled again. You replaced everything on your belt and walked over, âWhat else have they done?â âDo they need to do anything? Isnât it creepy enough?â Yune gave a shrug âNah-!â Ralph nudged him âWhat did you drop? She jumped about 3 feet in the air.â You huffed as Yune peeled off into laughter again; âItâs gonna become a real crime scene in a minute!â Ralph raised an eyebrow and straightened his stance to give himself a couple more inches on you, his tone serious, âThreatening the life of an officer is an arrestable offence, young lady.â âWell, go on then.â He turned to Yune, âYouâre the officer here...â Yune waved his hands; âOh no, you made the threat.â Ralph folded his arms and looked back to you, âLooks like youâre off the hook.â âOh? Forget your handcuffs, detective Anderson?â âNo. I figure as I have a personal stake in this I simply cannot be involved.â You looked to Yune, who once again looked like he was trying desperately hard not to crack up. âI canât believe you dealt with this in Texas.â He let out enough of a laugh then, âI canât believe you deal with this - in fact you choose to deal with this.â âAppreciate the support.â Ralphâs voice was dry and he took a step back looking around; âOh no!â He gasped, âGuess I forgot my kit-! Canât be helped, weâll have to call in CSI... tomorrow.â âTomorrow?! When we stand in the middle of the scene?!â You spread your arms and walked in a tight circle to make your point,  âSurely we should be processing this immediately-! What about the integrity of the crime scene!?â You tapped your watch; much the same as he was constantly doing with you. Ralph liked teasing you as if you were a rookie, because you were susceptible to answering him back in ways that often made him laugh. And he knew he needed that - still, he didnât really want to end up having to handle a mini version of himself.  Yup. I defiantly have to curb the enthusiasm... He waved a hand at the mark your spare battery had left; âThereâs your integrity right there...â You glared at it for a minute; damn equipment-! Yune checked his watch at seeing you tap yours, âYeah, câmon man-! You gotta be kidding, itâs barely even midnight!â âWhich means it isnât Halloween, itâs November 1st, and we can leave.â He looked expectantly to you, âPlus theyâll want it back for actual work tomorrow... câmon I had a hard-enough time pushing you in here donât tell me I have to drag you out?!â Your eyes flicked between them again, before you sighed, defeated â... He has a point.â âThank you!â Yune looked more than a little disappointed as you tracked back through the house and you tried not to marvel at the Halloween decorations too much. But someone in that CSI team had a pretty wild imagination to say the least. â...Next time...â He flicked the lights off âItâs gonna take me two hours to find the lights..!!â Ralph held his hand out for you to hop back out into the grass, and this time put his arm around you to walk back to the car, âIâll allow it...â âIt was fun...â You at least agreed, cuddling a little further into your partner in the cool night air. Ralph looked over his shoulder at Yune with a grin, âThat was kinda fun... next time we should get some live actors though, see how she deals with that.â âRALPH!!!âÂ
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