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Sometimes I daydream about Trump and all this shit going down in a Resident Evil universe, and Trump expected to get along with Leon because Leon shot a (zombified) liberal president who Trump definitely had a gross nickname for, but no, Leon does actually possess a soul and no desire to kiss Trump's ass, and DOGE dissolves the DSO for DEI reasons (lickers are classified as non-binary or something, idk), and Leon is like oh, no, fire me? Throw me in the briar patch (the briar patch being the arms of his beloved husband and the Hound Wolf Squad Chris has been trying to recruit him to for ages)? OH NO, ANYTHING BUT THAT. And then Trump builds his stupid fucking ballroom, and fills it with oligarchs, and there's a bio-terror attack they weren't prepared for because too many of the smart people who knew what they were fucking doing had vaginas or "too much" melanin or something and also got DOGEd, and thus the worst people in the world get eaten by BOWs and literally nobody is sad, the end.
Rest easy Jim Comey
