Tomato With Teeth

She/They - Panromantic Ace - Whump Addict - Probably Older Than You Is this a Resident Evil/Chreon blog, or is that just a temporary hyper-fixation? Let's find out together!

[tomatowithteeth]

Probably my most random RE head canon is that Leon is incredibly good at Just Dance. He's got great coordination, flexibility and pattern recognition, and he is not above being silly as hell to make one of his kids (or their kids) laugh, so he just needs to see the coach perform a move once and he can replicate it perfectly.

Chris ... does not share this gift, bless him. But he loves his husband and their family so much (and alcohol exists), so he has been known to try during get-togethers. He may end up on the floor, but he gets Leon smooches afterward so he's good.

[tomatowithteeth]

This is the one that almost gets Just Dance banned from family functions btw.

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Chris "Resting Alpha Face" Redfield, who is actually made of marshmallow and cuddles under the years of accumulated stress and gruffness, i love him so much, and he's such a good match for Leon S ("Stupid Dad Jokes") Kennedy, who has been more privately Really Not Okay since the late 90s, but also appreciates the hell out of a good cuddle, and just the thought of the two of them fast asleep in a therapeutic puppy pile makes me smile so hard.

I do love putting a fictional man in a Situation, but sometimes, friends... just sometimes...

[tomatowithteeth]

Leon and Chris both have their submissive sides, things they like to do that aren't necessarily sexual (but can be), just "today was bad, I need to turn off my brain for a while, please help me with that."

Leon's is a collar. Groundbreaking, I know, first in the fandom to figure that one out lol. But that's the permission Leon needs to simply do as he's told and not have to think or have any responsibility or guilt for a while. Just exist. From what to eat to where to put his body, he receives a directive, performs it, is told what a good boy he is, rinse, repeat.

Chris' is using Leon as a weighted blanket. Full weight across his chest, up to basically kneeling on him if he needs it bad enough, on the floor or another hard surface if it was a BAD bad day. This isn't the only reason Leon has bulked up as he gets older, but the added solid weight is a happy side effect. Leon might scratch his fingers across Chris' scalp, something repetitive and grounding, but otherwise, blanket duty.

[swampedrat]

chris redfields tits save me….save me chris redfields tits

[tomatowithteeth]

Agree with your tags op, why DID this flop? Look at him! Look at the tig ol bitties (and the hairy pits those are also a personal weakness). This man has a great rack and we need to say so.

[tomatowithteeth]

Y'all... I legitimately thought you HAD to be exaggerating about DBD Leon.

Sweet jesus, that little twink is getting passed around like a party favor and he is loving every single second of it.

Does there already exist a version of this with either Chris or Krauser voice lines laid over it? Because that feels like something that would heal me on a spiritual level...

[tomatowithteeth]

Yeah, @tired-demonspawn that is not staying in the comments, thank you very much.

[tomatowithteeth]

Y'all... I legitimately thought you HAD to be exaggerating about DBD Leon.

Sweet jesus, that little twink is getting passed around like a party favor and he is loving every single second of it.

Does there already exist a version of this with either Chris or Krauser voice lines laid over it? Because that feels like something that would heal me on a spiritual level...

[tomatowithteeth]

Because I do love a good size difference, I've decided that to go along with my head canon that Leon's various viral and parasitic infections have given him extra durability to survive getting thrown into various objects and surfaces ten times a day (on average), Chris' own version of that has made him grow considerably taller and broader. Like, he still tells people he's 6'2", because that's what he was for so long and the change has been gradual, but now he's closer to 6'8" and his hands are the size of dinner plates.

Also, that makes the idea that Elpis could take those enhancements away like ten times funnier.

*after his injection, Chris flies around the room like a deflating balloon and lands in a corner in a coat now several sizes too big for him and the saddest eyes you've ever seen*

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Sometimes I daydream about Trump and all this shit going down in a Resident Evil universe, and Trump expected to get along with Leon because Leon shot a (zombified) liberal president who Trump definitely had a gross nickname for, but no, Leon does actually possess a soul and no desire to kiss Trump's ass, and DOGE dissolves the DSO for DEI reasons (lickers are classified as non-binary or something, idk), and Leon is like oh, no, fire me? Throw me in the briar patch (the briar patch being the arms of his beloved husband and the Hound Wolf Squad Chris has been trying to recruit him to for ages)? OH NO, ANYTHING BUT THAT. And then Trump builds his stupid fucking ballroom, and fills it with oligarchs, and there's a bio-terror attack they weren't prepared for because too many of the smart people who knew what they were fucking doing had vaginas or "too much" melanin or something and also got DOGEd, and thus the worst people in the world get eaten by BOWs and literally nobody is sad, the end.

[victimeyez]

Something really amazing about the whump community is that all or most of us spent a lot of our lives thinking we were alone in loving whump, only to discover an entire community of people who understand and SHARE that interest!

Like there was this feeling of isolation and otherness that we all dealt with because of it and then boom, one day you stumble into this community and boom, you’re not alone!

And it’s so cool and so wonderful to get to enjoy this kind of content with other people who don’t judge you the way you feared always feared people would. You just get to be open and honest about your enjoyment with other people who get it.

Honestly, so much love for the whump community. 🤍🤍🤍

[tomatowithteeth]

The way that learning the word "whumperflies" changed my entire view of myself, not even joking. Shame is a hell of a drug. I'm glad to be clean from it (with constant relapses lol, but you know what I'm saying).

[tomatowithteeth]

Do I need a beta reader, or do I need a pat my little head and assure me that what I've written is not literal flaming garbage, but there's also not an end here yet, there's barely even a middle, so you're not actually allowed to quit yet... reader.

[tomatowithteeth]

Leon Kennedy is basically a little black dress: always fashionable, and he looks good on anybody.

ANYBODY.

Whore that man out, you beautiful bastards.

[tomatowithteeth]

I usually have a strong rationale for my OTPs - currently rolling around in that with chreon - but I gotta say, my desire for Jill Valentine/Helena Harper is purely down to BUT LOOK AT THEM THO... and I think I'm just gonna have to be okay with that.

Do they have a ship name? Tell me they have a ship name. Tell me it involves biceps.

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

where is shame stored in the body because i’m willing to part with a limb or two

[tomatowithteeth]

#it me

[tomatowithteeth]

I want to be writing Chreon porn so fucking bad goddamn it, but my brain has decided fuck you no, THIS is the time we write the version of Leon, Claire and Sherry walking away from Raccoon City where Leon's gunshot wound is infected which NOBODY CARES ABOUT RIGHT NOW. You get that or you get nothing. Also, you will write it at a pace that makes glaciers go, "yo, it's the pedal on the right, my dude." I write so fucking slow, when I manage to at all, and it is going to be years before I filter through my personal fanon to reach current times. Yeeeeeeears.

I write for fun!

Guh.

[tomatowithteeth]

I can't imagine this is a controversial take, but no way in hell does Leon keep a hairstyle that so actively and obviously disadvantages him at work, if he doesn't also really love getting it pulled at play. Or also at work. No judgment here.

The arguments Chris has in his own head about the risks vs the benefits have got to be fucking epic.

Gideon is goddamn lucky he's already dead, if Chris ever learns about him getting touchy-feely with Leon's hair. And Leon generally. But the hair is a sore spot.

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Literally the only reason I want DLC of Leon interacting with whoever his canon spouse is, knowing that it won't be who I would chose, is that people will immediately begin producing mods of it being Chris or any of a thousand other options, from the horrifying to the hilarious, and I just ... I'm tired as fuck of living in interesting times, technological and otherwise, but there are bright spots, ok?

[tomatowithteeth]

Probably my most random RE head canon is that Leon is incredibly good at Just Dance. He's got great coordination, flexibility and pattern recognition, and he is not above being silly as hell to make one of his kids (or their kids) laugh, so he just needs to see the coach perform a move once and he can replicate it perfectly.

Chris ... does not share this gift, bless him. But he loves his husband and their family so much (and alcohol exists), so he has been known to try during get-togethers. He may end up on the floor, but he gets Leon smooches afterward so he's good.