May 28
8yo niece, moving my legs to try to get them where she can drag me off the bed: YOU-! *huff* COME-!
Me: You. Go. Do! I want FABULOUS!
8yo niece, through gritted teeth with a menacing smile: Get up or you won't get fabulous
Me: *cackles*
Me: *pauses, trying to remember how we got to this point before verbalizing the path* right you said 'you come-' and I went 'you. Go.' And-
8yo niece, smiling sardonically: You wanted fabulous, i say no fabulous for you.
8yo niece: *starts yanking me off the bed again*