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Found this on my drive today.

Jason would turn left out of spite.

Suddenly curious what would happen if someone told Ella Enchanted to fuck around and find out

I AM NOT ADULT ENOUGH TO KNOW IF THE ASS COMES OUT OF SHEETS OKAY?

Decided to read my old diary.

Middle school me: I'm positive he's the one.

Me: girl, he's gay.

So...Leo Dooley is just Duke Thomas, right?

Pls excuse the vibrating sound I didn't realize the mic would pick up my space heater 🤣 i am chronically cold

8yo niece, moving my legs to try to get them where she can drag me off the bed: YOU-! *huff* COME-!

Me: You. Go. Do! I want FABULOUS!

8yo niece, through gritted teeth with a menacing smile: Get up or you won't get fabulous

Me: *cackles*

Me: *pauses, trying to remember how we got to this point before verbalizing the path* right you said 'you come-' and I went 'you. Go.' And-

8yo niece, smiling sardonically: You wanted fabulous, i say no fabulous for you.

8yo niece: *starts yanking me off the bed again*

7yo niece is officially 8yo niece 🥲

When you find out that Malachi Barton (Victor from Zombies 4) is going to be in Camp Rock 3

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