If I ever find out I'm a homo, you're the first person I'm gonna ask to rip my ass inside out
initially … ((((shock)))))and THEN! a shit-eating grin.
“not sure i could GET OFF with that ugly mug staring back at me, but. if you’ve got that … y'know,rip-my-ass-inside-out money i don’t see why i couldn’t try.”
… staring into this kid’s soul while something akin to guilt tickles his loins.
“hey, now i don’t want you to take offense to that.i’m still gonna carve those words into my bedroom wall.”













