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“ i don’t know what to do. i have such a dilemma, i’ve only been listening to one song for the past week — ” the familiarity is taking over his MIND. the banging drums. the spanish. “ best hit of 1999, ricky martin’s the cup of life. ”

dakodasin

" ... really, dude?”

a look of bewilderment—brows knit together, lips pursed.

“I don’t know, sounds like some form of torture to me. of all people ... you’re gonna listen to that prick? you can always tag along with me. to therapy, i mean. they’ll give you a hug. you want a hug? sounds like you need one.”

#desultcry #( reply. )#( lmao don't worry you're fine. )

dyetcola

@dakodasin already heard the fizz, here!

“She’s 58. She was born on April 28th, 1958. So don’t be gross! She’s a mother.” Cola frowns. This conversation was absolutely not to be about Koda’s strange wants and desires. It was supposed to be about how nice his stage outfits for this era are, and how confident they make him feel. “Anyway, shut the fuck up. This isn’t about you. It’s about me, and how good I feel in these outfits.”

dakodasin

“why d’you know so much about her? wanna suck her tit or something? i’ve got a friend who’s into that.”

he’s practically draped over the chair at this point. ‘with his chin propped on the back of it, shoulders hunched forward, legs man-spread and arms dangling lifelessly between them.

“am i delusional? did you or did you not say this was supposed to be fun for me. when's the fun part begin? because i’ll just sleep until then or something.” he’ll let his eyes fall closed now, but not before the teeniest hint of a smirk toys at his lips. ... he’s annoying. he knows the younger wants attention.

#( reply. )#dyetcola

"I feel like Michelle Pfeiffer probably felt when she first put on that Catwoman suit. And then, like, a hundred times sexier."

“it’s nice that you feel that way and all but,SEXIER? i don’t know … how old is that bitch anyway?sixty? seventy? i don’t care, i’d still fuck her brains out.”

#dyetcola #( answered. )#( oh fizzy one )#( <3 )

If I ever find out I'm a homo, you're the first person I'm gonna ask to rip my ass inside out

initially … ((((shock)))))and THEN! a shit-eating grin.

“not sure i could GET OFF with that ugly mug staring back at me, but. if you’ve got that … y'know,rip-my-ass-inside-out money i don’t see why i couldn’t try.”

… staring into this kid’s soul while something akin to guilt tickles his loins.

“hey, now i don’t want you to take offense to that.i’m still gonna carve those words into my bedroom wall.”