The Ninety-nine People You Should Know
1. Your Doctor 2-6. Your Firemen. 7-10. Your Police. 11. Your kid's Teacher. 12. Your kid's Principal. 13. Your city Councilman. 14-17. Your state Representatives. 18-20. Your federal Representatives. 21. The president of your HOA 22. Your neighborhood watch Captain. 23-30. Your Neighbors. 30-33. Your kid's best Friends. 34-37. Their Parents. 38. Your Mechanic. 39. Your grocery store Checker. 40. Your grocery Bagger. 41. Your Butcher. 42. Your Florist. 43. Your Barber. 44. Dude at the hardware store. 45. Your gas station Attendant. 46. Your liquor store Guy. 47. Your Bartender. 48. Siri 49. Your Preacher. 50. The Guy who cooks your food. 51. The Guy who serves it to you. 52. The Guy that parks your car. 53. Your Pharmacist. 54. The OBGYN who delivered your kids. 55-58. Your kid's sports Coaches. 59. Your Tailor. 60. Your Plumber. 61. Your Electrician. 62. Your Barista. 63. Your Mayor. 64. Your Sheriff. 65. Your Milkman. 66-70. Your PTA. 71. A tire Guy. 72. A glass Guy. 73. Dude who works at the auto parts store. 74. An Accountant. 75. A Lawyer. 76. Your Banker. 77. Your bank Teller. 78. Your financial Advisor. 79. Your car Salesman. 80. Your dry Cleaner. 81-82. Your kid's scout Leaders. 83. Your Landlord. 84. Your bus Driver. 85. Your kid's bus Driver. 86. The ice cream truck Driver. 87-92. Your partner's Coworkers. 93. Your Babysitter. 94. Your Veterinarian. 95. Your Painter. 96. Your insurance Adjuster. 97. Your athletic Trainer. 98. Your Beautician. 99. Your kid's Doctor. ...At least on a first name basis. For they truly are a big part of your day to day life, and how you live it. Thusly they are a integral in defining the you you want to be. They help you be you. This is your culture. Fellow northern hemispherians, enjoy your local version of the harvest festival. Celibrate it's traditions, participate in it's rituals. Happy Martin Luther Day, -TheCulturalists.