#:lol

[savesuho-blog]

wait: do i have to be male to romance Cassandra because that would literally ruin everything

[dont-call-me-a-faerie]

Dear fellow menial labor workers, Leave me the fuck alone. As a female in my particular position (working a male dominated area of work), my job is hard enough having to worry about walking into a situation where we are sharing a working space, and it is just me with anywhere from 5-10 of y'all, without having you mess with me. I'm not that bitch. I carry a very large knife and a tazer and many items that I can easily utilize to inflict massive amounts of pain on you. I'm sweaty, hungry, thirsty, hot, and tired, and even at my most amicable times I have no patience for your bullshit; my patience while working is in the negative values. As for the other menial labor workers who like to honk and give the little head nod, once more I say screw you. I'm in my work truck, you see I'm working, quit harassing me at work. It is not a compliment, it is aggravating and makes me want to run you over with my Mini-Me truck. Sincerely, Not That Bitch

[f-fearlesss]

U were killing yourself, your poor poor bod, and it made me so sad, you make me proud now xoxoxo

just keep telling me u luv me and that i'm doing fab. 

[grapefruitfrog]

Why do I always end up on Purple team for LoL matches?  I hate Purple Team.

[f-fearlesss]

I had the best night last night and I even got to see my number 1 babe :p

[lautzplaysleague]

She tried to redeem herself from Pulsefire Ez...

Tribal Ryze. Fuck my life.

[iamafuckingwoman]

u r my best friend