What about some good ole fashioned bondage? If you feel like it!
Technically I started writing this one for you (it has light bondage!) and then it devolved into Geralt is Bad at Sex (and then it evolved into Jaskier is a great teacher)!
Anyway, you can find it HERE, dear heart.
Steady, steady (E) Jaskier/Geralt, 3k Geralt is bad at sex, the lightest of bondage, anal fingering, anal sex
Geralt rolls to the side, breathing hard and nudging Jaskier with his shoulder, “Good?” he asks and Jaskier nods in agreement, wondering if this is just what being had by a man is like.
They part ways not long after that (and with a few additional and equally unsatisfying tumbles between them) and throughout Jaskier’s solo travels afterwards he takes a handful of other men to bed with him, rapidly coming to the realization that no, it’s not.
OR: Geralt is bad in bed but Jaskier is a wonderful teacher aka 500 words of bad sex followed immediately by 2.5k of good.
(I'll repost the actual fic and tag you again when @ao3feed-geralt-jaskier spits it from their wonderful feed)
(Casually at-ing @crushcandles and @candybarrnerd in case they're interested in the first little bit - or the rest of the smut too!)
