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Chapters: 33/33 Fandom: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: James "Bucky" Barnes & Steve Rogers Characters: James "Bucky" Barnes, Steve Rogers, Sam Wilson (Marvel), Natasha Romanov, Tony Stark, Jarvis (Iron Man movies), Pepper Potts, Clint Barton Additional Tags: Humor, I hope humor anyway, cursing, Protection, Strong feelings about coffee, slightly off-canon, Steve is sassy, sam is sassy, Bucky is sassy, Everyone has their sassy pants on, just accept that grilled cheese is the perfect food, old people are Team Bucky
Series: Part 1 of Infinite Coffee and Protection Detail Summary:
The mission resets abruptly, from objective: kill to objective: protect
Snippet:
“Like what?”
“Like find Bucky.”
Barnes drops the phone. Oh jeez.
“Going on what lead?”
Barnes can hear the scowl on Steve’s face. Comes through real loud on the mike, and the sound that pops out of his own mouth might be called, by someone who wished to be torn into 8 pieces, a ‘cackle.’
“So you were planning on what, running around DC with a gut wound, hoping to just run into the dude?”
“My gut is fine, Sam.”
“You got out of the hospital yester … man, no one needs abs like that. No one who eats like you should have abs like that. It’s not right. You look like an action figure.”
“I have an action figure.”
“You have an attitude, is what you have.”
Assessment of Wilson: increased 13%.
@owlet
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