THE BABY: A 12 Step Program by Stewart Moncure (@rsmon77)
For those of you who have been unfortunate enough to see THE BABY, Twitter user @rsmon77 has come up with a 12 Step Program to help you come to terms with what you saw.
Remember: we're here for you.
THE BABY 12 Steps, by @rsmon77
I've already said my thoughts on THE BABY in #TCMParty , so for those of you seeing it for the 1st time, think of me as like a AA sponsor.
The first step to dealing with THE BABY is to admit it's real. #TCMParty
The second step is to admit someone pitched a movie about a man in a diaper called THE BABY without any irony. #TCMParty
The 3rd step is to accept this pitch involved a guy describing how said "baby" would "breast feed" from her adult babysitter. #TCMParty
The 4th step is that a producer said after the pitch, "Brilliant! Let's do this!", then asked his secretary to call casting. #TCMParty
The 5th step is someone had to hire a director. Is Roman Polanski available? No, but Ted Post is. #TCMParty
The 6th step? That the director of MAGNUM FORCE auditioned actors w/ sides of a script called THE BABY. #TCMParty
The 7th step is to accept someone had to create props, scout locations, cater & lease trailers for a film called THE BABY. #TCMParty
The 8th step is to acknowledge that Dennis is creepy probably because of the actor's performance. He's doing his job correctly. #TCMParty
The 9th step is to realize that a cast & crew shot footage for THE BABY that would have to be edited into an actual film. #TCMParty
The 10th step is accepting the producers said, "This whole man-baby isn't weird enough. Got something weirder for an ending?" #TCMParty
The 11th step is realizing yes, there is something weirder than a man-baby for an ending to THE BABY. #TCMParty
The 12th & final step is that you are not alone. We all have suffered through THE BABY like you, and we all can move on. #TCMParty
Thank you for attending this THE BABY group therapy session. Please pick up some coffee on your way out, and I'm going to sleep. #TCMParty