#@willgrahamsbouncingbulge

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Hannigram + tumblr fandom posts

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dear diary: today my husband called my accent cute. this will be used strategically in all future arguments.

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Thank you dash

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can you and willgrahamsbouncingbulge just fuck already??!

we need written permission from bryan fuller first - until then, we’re edging responsibly~

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Are you and Mummy Bulge going to renew your vows at all? /hj /silly

Of course, but it’s still a bit far out. We need time to secure the venue and probably survive at least one more completely unnecessary tumblr update.

Guest list is extremely curated:

anyone who hasn’t blocked us, softblocked us, hardblocked us, preemptively blocked us, muted us, filtered us, reported us, or stared at our silly posts and quietly closed the app forever.

So at this point it’s shaping up to be three mutuals, a highly committed porn bot, and one person who followed for actual recipes and by now is too scared to leave. Stay tuned! ✌🏻💖

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U and bulge r cute fr

Aww but that’s actually really cute of you to say. That genuinely made both of us smile at our screens like idiots.

We’ll be carrying this compliment with us for the rest of the day! Thank you for that. 🫶