Sep 24, 2021
I had that same Adult Realization, but with food. I can just GROW carrots. It’s easy. I put shit in the ground and then I get FOOD. Who’s gonna stop me? You? The POLICE???
Only God can judge me, and last I heard she was into this shit too.
Last night Emily looked at me with this wise, self-satisfied expression, like she knew something significant that she was sure had never occurred to me and that she was about to impart an astonishing truth, and said, "Do you know you can plant lemongrass and it'll grow?"