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Most bingliushen fics have Liu Qingge joining the other two after they've married but I feel like we're missing the comedic potential of Shen Qingqiu and Liu Qingge getting together while Luo Binghe is still a disciple too young to make a move.

Binghe would of course be chugging vinegar at first but imagine him walking in on them together doing smthn relatively innocent, like leaning on one another and talking all soft and affectionate, but filtered thru Horny Teen Brain it's positively SCANDALOUS! And Binghe has the horrifying realisation of oh no, he's hot! They're both hot and together it's just TOO MUCH!!

So now he's still chugging vinegar but also,, kinda hoping he'll catch them doing smthn a little more 😳 spicy 😳 (it's never gonna happen, Shen Qingqiu wouldn't risk his students' innocent eyes + his own thin face like that)

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I do think it would be extremely funny if, for whatever reason;

1) Jiang Cheng came to be under the impression that Lan Sizhui is Wei Wuxian's son by birth/blood,

2) did the math, realised Lan Sizhui must have been conceived during or shortly before the Sunshot Campaign,

3) and IMMEDIATELY flew to the Cloud Recesses to scream, "WHO WERE YOU FUCKING BACK THEN?? WHO WERE YOU FUCKING!?"

Bonus points if Wei Wuxian just escalates it like, "Lan Zhan knocked me up when we were trapped in that cave actually :3" and for a whole second Jiang Cheng actually believes that he pulled some clown fish shit just to get his back blown out in a life or death situation before Wei Wuxian bursts into laughter

[autumnsky]

Firm believer that Vi didn't give Caitlyn a sexuality crisis in the sense of not previously knowing/admitting to finding women attractive, but she DID give her a sexuality crisis in the sense that Cait has never seen someone eat with such enthusiastic and shameless lack of table manners before, and it's Awakening her to kinks she doesn't even know the name of lmao.

That's the real reason she was so mad, she is TRYING to do an investigation here!! She needs that blood to stay in her brain!

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Jiang Cheng when Wei Wuxian is paying attention to him: I've never met you in my life. You bastard. You fiend. Unhand me at once.

Jiang Cheng when Wei Wuxian pays attention to someone else: where are my hugs and teasing shoulder bumps? Where are my scuffles that I crave so dearly? You are a cruel and unjust sect brother and I am going to SCREAM

[autumnsky]

I'm kinda scared to ask, but what zootopia abortion comic?

Oh boy okay so

A few years ago somebody drew this zootopia fancomic comic called "I Will Survive" about Judy the rabbit finding out that what's-his-name the fox got her Preggerant. Pregnatë, if you will. And he's super excited but she lists all the reasons she wants an abortion, ranging from very real life "I'm not ready" to furry only problems like "your species is twice my size what if carrying ur kid(s) to term kills me."

And Fox Guy (Nate? Nick??) Is super pissed bc he thinks abortion is wrong or w/e and Judy is like "my body my choice" and they have this big fight and eventually he leaves her, saying "I will survive" in response to her asking where he's gonna go/what's he gonna do.

And this shit went viral not just bc of the bizarre choice of medium for exploring the arguments for and against abortion (which seemed to lean anti-choice in the end) but also bc the art was INCREDIBLE and the dramatic expressions made for great reaction pics. Like I cannot emphasise enough how detailed and professional this shit looked. All that effort for THIS.

It became this big meme (someone did an edit where they’re having a very passionate argument about Arby's) and it became known as the pro life zootopia comic. Except THEN, the artist made a statement saying they never meant for it to come off as Fox McFuckhead being right, and made a SEQUEL to rectify the situation.

The sequel shows us that even tho Mr Nicky Fox Bastard was the one to break up with Judy, he's rly broken up about it and wants to convince her to get back together. But when he arrives at her apartment it turns out Judy went thru w/ getting an abortion, has no regrets about it, and has moved on. In fact, she's got a FOX GIRLFRIEND NOW and is living her best bi life. Love that for her. I can't remember how Home of Phobic Nate Dipshit was about it but he was not happy about being "replaced". Judy kicks him out for being an asshole to her chad vixen gf and he remains a miserable loner, THE END.

I'm too lazy to find it again rn, idk if it's even still on deviantArt, but if not someone has probably saved it somewhere.

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i would literally pay to be able to keep the crabs and the noise buttons and the sponge, seeing these little guys say "friend?" when they walk over someone's icon/url and "squish" when they're on the sponge abnd "hand" when they're on my mouse arrow and "choo choo!" when they cross paths with the text adventure train has given me more serotonin than I've had in weeks

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Anyone else having a spike in bots following them? I gotta block like 3 every day