#@wonder

[percy-the-sad-gay]

MY WEE PEE GOES UP WHEN I SEE

@wondercattheheckingloser

[ismaelchan511]

[kerokaijuqueen]

Wonder Trade diaries of today

Ximena from Mexico, I sent a Haxure, you sent me a Japanese Ralts that i'm sure someone traded because of it's shit nature. I'm not quite sure whether or not to be happy

Ryu from New York, you received a suction cups Inkay and you gave me some shit luvdisc. I  do not Luv dis

 fuck i cant even pronounce your name from japan, you got a baby fennekin named Minerva and gave me some pussy ass Zigzagoon. This shit doesn't even have fucking pick up. I hope Fennekin gives you the hardest fucking time

Marie from New Mexico, I sent over a Magician Braixen named Glenn and you gave me a Noibat. I'm pretty sure mild is a horrible nature but it has a luxury ball so it's probably pretty fucking classy. Put a top hat on that bitch

Mimi from Bay of Plenty New Zealand, I sent you a Charmeleon named Sephora and you sent me a Dragagle. I...I feel like I jipped you, the only thing you could've done better was give it a nick name

Red from Louisiana, I sent you a punkaboo and you sent me a Stunfisk. You can go stun fist it up your ass