Muppet Maniac

Kerokaijuqueen | she/they | Nonbinary | Muppet

[paranormal-taters]

hang on i need to review my entire post history from all time and make sure i haven't said anything embarrassing

[paranormal-taters]

awful news guys

[veliseraptor]

in general I think I have a weak spot for sunk cost fallacy characters. no point in trying to change because there's no going back! can't stop now because the possibility of being wrong is too unbearable to face head on and would destroy me if I tried!

[girldraki]

[girldraki]

[girldraki]

[enki2]

[songofsaraneth]

#i like how we're still on sims 4 in 2050

[mabelsguidetolife]

i love telling a funny haha story and then realizing with dawning horror that everyone listening seems extremely concerned about the event i am relaying because as it turns out i’m making a joke out of my own trauma

[parageist]

this shit ain’t nothin to me man

[kerokaijuqueen]

Hey, so my car got fucking stolen a few weeks ago and along with it, literally ALL of my merchandise and supplies I use for conventions and my online storefront.

So, while I wait for the chicago police to drag their feet to find my shit, please consider commissioning me! It would help immensely in recouping the nearly 10k in merch losses alone along with getting YOU a custom piece of art work at a price never before seen from my work!

Shares and spreading the word help immensely as well, commissions are fcfs so get in quick before they pile up, until then, stay frosty yall!!

[amwult]

[pussyunnerving]

yes

[eraserheadadult]

meeting a couple who is into puppy play but it becomes increasingly clear they are pretending to be shaggy & scooby doo

[eraserheadadult]

theyre always getting into hijinks eating big sandwich and jumping into each others arms when they see a ghost. i think it’s a sex thing but i don’t even know anymore

[mallowmaenad]

the funniest and most tragic moment in steven universe is the scene that implies that Pearl pulls bitches like a professional dog walker but doesn't know how phones work so her place on earth is being a life-changing futch fling for every dyke on the east coast there's probably a gay bar in maryland where they talk about the twiggy bird chick that eats milf pussy like it's the last edible thing on earth and they dont even know about the city full of thousand year old neon lesbian amazons who are pent up 24/7 from The War and leaving room for jesus cause they're always hanging out with their softboy nephew who might be the second coming of christ

[jager-mistress-diane]

[molabuddy]

short fat one and skinny tall one is literally always the most classics of duos

[molabuddy]

important variant is skinny or generally small short one and tall fat one. little guy & their friend the brick wall

[molabuddy]

if you make the brick wall a woman you go to heaven

[andrearitsu]

Reminder that this film, like everything relating to this brand, validated and puts money in the pockets of the man who spends his money like this. Cawthon is just one step removed from the re-legalizing of conversion therapy happening in America right now.

What’s particularly sad is seeing people smart enough to understand that supporting Rowling’s work is bad still somehow justify supporting Cawthon’s work because “the games are important to me.”

Cut off the parasocial umbilical cord and start exploring new art instead. Don’t say you can’t.

[c3rvida3]

"Oh, I didn't know you played piano! You should play something for us!"

Your gaze darts frantically around my tiny apartment, wondering how you could have possibly missed a piano in such a small space, before the creaking of a hinged platform redirects your attention to the 1987 Casio Muppet Babies keyboard I keep in my writing desk.

[rattanwhip]

Had to illustrate what I envision literally every time I see this text post

[beastlyidiocy]

new least favourite animal discovered. WHAT THR FUCK.

[beastlyidiocy]

it appears i am causing a scene in the hartebeest community. im sorry but your guy looks like he was in a cartoon and he got 2 cymbals crashed against the side of his head its sad but its true.

[skyspants]

Most guy of all time. What the crap

[kerokaijuqueen]

Catch my ass moshing at the Stardew Valley Symphony of Seasons

[vonkarmic]

i think taylor swift wishes she was bisexual because she knows it would make her slightly more money. whereas sabrina carpenter wishes she was bisexual so she could have sex with someone who looks exactly like herself. and ariana grande wishes she was bisexual because she did too many designer drugs on the set of wicked and now she has kin memories of being glinda for real