#@xplodingunicorn

[rusamesworld]

Alfred: We were invited to two parties this weekend.

Ivan: Wow. We finally have friends.

Alfred: We're skipping them, right?

Ivan: Obviously.

[knight-in-sour-armor]

[little-hilltop-library]

[popsandculture]

3-year-old: Can we do this?

Dad: What did Mommy say?

3-year-old: No

Dad: Then why would I say yes?

3-year-old: Because she’s not the boss of you