Weyland’s a babe and if Emily doesn’t get to date them there’s no justice in this world

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Weyland’s a babe and if Emily doesn’t get to date them there’s no justice in this world
just a cute boy not falling off a hammock
Zach is a little shit
Mum fried up some of his favourite chicken apple sausages, he likes to perch on the counters while she cooks.
His food finished first, hes the only one which eats those, so he tries to snag one of the little cut up pieces.
Mum smacks his hand and tells him he cant use his fingers while grinning, trying to force him into washing forks.
Zach grins back and goes "cool, gabriel said I need to practice using chopsticks anyways" and whips out a pair of chopsticks to happily monch his food with.
What a fucking brat
So long story short, everyone washed their own forks except zach who ate his dinner with chopsticks and spite.
hahahahahahahahahahahaha FUCK
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Faye had not seen Zach since the day she and her co-worker had hid the refrigerated body of Thomas French in her room despite them living in the same house. She had visited his room two days in a row to find nothing and had almost hoped he had gone on the run but she had certainly not failed to notice he was still around, busy with other things. Walking straight into his room now like a parent who was questioning their delinquent child, she did not hide her irritation, “Where have you been?” her voice was almost a demand but it was quickly and coldly changed with a shift of topic, “I’m glad you’ve been running around having fun but in case you’ve forgotten we have a corpse in my bedroom and as much as I have been tempted to sew it back together and use it as a very fun and silent companion, there are six days remaining before our bags are going to be packed and I have a much better idea. You might want to sit down for this.”
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