#a!dirk

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Dave absolutely worshipping his Bro to the point that when he sees Dirk it's like a disgusting kind of relief. He doesn't dare hope his Bro might be in there somewhere, but just the familiarity of his face is enough to be a comfort.

When Dirk approaches him and confesses he's in love with him, Dave can't kiss him fast enough, can't get on his knees fast enough.

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Alpha Dave making not only a silicon mold of his dick, but also his hole, so his precious baby brother could have a proper pocket pussy to fuck if he ever wanted it.

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first of all thank you for being somewhere I can finally get this off my chest cause I’m dying out here.

if someone wants to write this fanfic I would be forever grateful cause I don’t think I have the strength to do it myself.

walk with me ok

dave and karkat (as a couple WOW SHOCKING) at a party with the rest of the cast (non-canon non-epilogues, but everyone’s adults idfc how it works I’m just horny BYE) and they get into a fight, ok? whatever it is it gets a little too heated. karkat storms out of the party. and dirk just kinda…moves in on dave. like “oh damn, he left, that uh…sucks” and dave’s looking at him, and wow in a certain light…he really looks like…and he’s got some unresolved issues, and dirk, he and jake have been broken up for a while so he’s pent up, and dirk sees how dave’s looking at him, and yknow, he knows exactly how to pull dave’s strings cause hal already ran the calculations 50,000 times to figure out what would lead to the best outcome and dave isn’t that hard to figure out anyway, given the fact that he’s probably traumadumped to dirk before during some late-night moments of weakness or something. and just, like, idk, dirk is like “you know I could give you what no one else could” and his weird smooth but completely nonchalant tone is getting under dave’s skin and he’s like COMPELLED to do whatever dirk wants him to and just. AAAAAA

this is amazing. you should write the fic.

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a!dave who leaves out his planner and dirk who obsesses over every part of it because he needs to know when he’s free so he can GET that. when a!dave goes off schedule it throws dirk off a thousand times more than it does to his bro and he’s so unbelievably pent up with nothing better to do with himself

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