#a boon

[universal-eldritchworms]

Wasp, my beloved. In the Flesh Hive.

[the-m-e-a-t]

so is it live mf people or do you take corpses too? because I’ve got a bunch of dead guys in my fridge that I need to get rid of. and I can only eat so fast

the M E A T consumes all organic matter. the M E A T will accept your tribute. YOU may have a BOON

The MEAT offers a choice of 2 boons in exchange for these corpses:

Be spared from the MEAT for the duration of your mortal span.

Accept the touch of the MEAT and know its strength, but retain your independence of mind.

[celesteinroots]

[lilsmunky]

Fortune cookies are always saying you’re gonna get some surprise money, but does it ever actually happen??

Yes. Yes, apparently it does. I bought some gas at an ARCO in PDX in like 2013 and Just Got A Check For $91.94 as part of a settlement of a class action lawsuit I didn’t know existed. Like Portland took so much from me and $92 would be insulting if the lawsuit was about covering up sexual assault on college campuses, BUT

This really couldn’t have come at a better time. I genuinely didn’t know how I was gonna pay my bills, stay medicated, and have enough gas to get to work next week. $92 might not make up for all the pain and suffering, but it makes all the difference in my life right now.

If you had told me in 2014 that I’d be a state away with pets and an actually supportive partner and a full time job, that I’d be diagnosed, transitioning, and sober, AND ALL IN ONLY FIVE YEARS, I’d have assumed you were fucking with me. Anyway, for the first time in about six years, I’m thankful that I lived in Portland.

[thecorteztwins]

Happy Pride Month

Fabian is not LGBT

You’re welcome

[celesteinroots]

[celesteinroots]