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#MurderHusbands
amatonormativity is a bitch and we need to stop it, day 928:
I was unable to buy a single ticket to a show, I had to buy two or more, so now I am forced to find a friend to go with me or I am out $50.
NOTHING I mean NOTHING prepared me for finding JOHN GREEN as in the AUTHOR FOR FAULT IN OUR STARS whose book I read in year five and cried aggressively ON MY FUCKING TUMBLR FOR YOU PAGE
Also my guy is just so fucking funny I full on stalked his page and he’s so relatable and funny BUT HES A MAN WHO ISNT GEN Z HOW DOES HE EXPERIENCE THE SASSY APOCYPSE but like it’s giving 16yr old born female they them been writing ff since 12 vibes Ygm
"Eli I need seven thousand signatures how long will that take?"
"Cook County or federal?"
"Cook County"
"Gimme an hour"