#a dramatization

[contac]

[bluesunsdusk]

Evfra @mediocrerphub‘s Lexi and @exhausted--turian‘s Tiran Kandros not taking proper care of themselves

[swallowerofdharma]

Trying to study sutras,

the kitten on my page

Demanding affection.

[seasonaldentist]

coworker that ive worked with for years: what are you doing this weekend?

me: thats a personal question

server at a fast food restaurant that knows my order by heart: what are you doing this weekend?

me: omg thanks for asking!! im gonna dye my pubes and get drunk listening to the soundtrack from atlantis: the lost empire what about you

[lucyaudley]

Cat: feed me

Me: okay here’s dinner

Cat: *thor voice* Another!

Me: what no you don’t get two dinners

Cat: ANOTHER!

Me: what is happening

Cat: it’s thunderstorming. This is the end. My feline life is drawing to a close. The only hope for my species is consuming as much Savory Duck Shreds as possible and hibernating in the sacred closet until this catastrophe has passed. My people will speak of this day for eons to come

[scenitroute]

Target employee: ma'am, are you ok?

Me, openly weeping in front of a wall of diapers, clutching tiny baby socks and frantically googling for the best brands: H E L P

[honeyheartangel]

my boss: I have this idea me: I don't like it my boss: yeah you're right this is stupid