#a friendly hello

[the-cowboy-pirate-of-horsea]

HELL YEAH

ICHABOD STAIN, THE BEST GODDAMN COWBOY PIRATE THE WORLDS EVER SEEN. YOU'LL LOVE ME SO MUCH YOU'LL WISH I WAS YOUR UNCLE!

I'm Ichabod, the one and only cowboy pirate who resides in the Horsea. I have no regrets about my life other than wishin I could find the guy I married again. But I'm doing fuckin' great you all.

The best Genderfluid guy there is! Any/All works for me Darlin'. #Ichabods black sand moment - Stupid fucking posts #Horsea horse riding - Ramblin on #A tipped cowboy hat - Answerin Asks #A rose in my mouth - Flirtin with my husband #A friendly hello - Reblogs OOC STUFF UNDER THE CUT

Its me guys!!! The only bitch in the room! run by the one and only @keysinthecouch once againnn :3 Im here to be gay and do cattlepunk. But simp for me all you want honey I get it. Might be a bit ooc because i dont often play guys, but were doing our best out here

[x-heesy]

Congrats 2 Family SooNaah™️ 🐯🌜🐱

Can You ear me ? 👂

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Soundtrack: Don't Worry Be Happy by Bobby McFerrin

[the-cowboy-pirate-of-horsea]

If you were in LA I think you'd be good freinds with Deacon

Who the hell is Deacon? And whats LA? But I will say, Im a fan of makin' friends.

[the-cowboy-pirate-of-horsea]

same anon as before what if i made you a dress would you wear it

Yeah sugar why not. I'd look hot as fuck.

@mrdreyferin agree with me here darlin, id look great in a dress.

[the-cowboy-pirate-of-horsea]

do you think gay ppl are real

Gay people are people, sugar. People are real, arent they? Plus, I'm positive my husbands real, and he's gay as shit.

[the-cowboy-pirate-of-horsea]

hi ichabod. dad. are you my dad now what????? anyways. hey. how do i Rizz. important question i am in jorts

What the fuck is rizz. I dont know, kid go ask your other father.

[the-cowboy-pirate-of-horsea]

Ohhh you gay boy you Angst gay boy thinking about your husband huh? Dose that bad feel cold huh? Ohhh you live him so much you wanna kiss him so bad boy kisser ohhh you live kissing boys

What the fuck does any of that even mean @mrdreyferin are you seeing this shit?