#a good impression

[shirosucc]

otabek can raw me thx

ok yeah this was too easy......... 9/10 tho

pretend to be me and i’ll rate you on how accurate you are out of ten

[dunsparcee]

"hi i'm elly and welcome to jackass" -posts about vore, says 'heck', and blows up the FBI in front of the heelys factory to the jackass theme song-

me, staring down the FBI as I blow up the factory: to heck with these shoes

[palebluebutler]

A Good Impression || Denny & Vishnal

It was early afternoon when Vishnal entered the dorm for the first time, wide-eyed still, just like he had been at his orientation. This school, these buildings, it was all so exciting, like it's own little world! He put away his belongings with record speed, collapsing on the bed. It was a lovely place, even if he'd miss home..

He turned his head, only to find himself facing another bed, untucked, with some items placed beside it. Oh, did this mean he had a roommate?! Oh wow, this was incredible, he couldn't wait to meet him! It was so special, in fact, that Vishnal wanted to make the best first impression he could. He'd show how good a roommate he was by taking care of some housecleaning.

He dusted, wiped down their window, and made the other man's bed (he did it for his siblings, it didn't cross his mind that it might have been weird). He was just about to vacuum, but moments after turning it on, something darted centimetres in front of him. He jerked away, tumbling backward into a stack of school books on his desk, sending them splayed out onto the floor. He looked around wildly for the source of the movement, and noticed.. a sparrow, flying in the corner?

"Wha~?" he began audibly, just as the door opened.